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Monday, July 05, 2010

JUST IN CASE YOU FORGOT

George W. Bush:
accomplishments as president

* Attacked and took over two countries.

* Spent the surplus and bankrupted the treasury.

* Shattered record for biggest annual deficit in history.

* Set economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12 month period.

* Set all-time record for biggest drop in the history of the stock market.

* First president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.

* First president in US history to enter office with a criminal record.

* First year in office set the all-time record for most days on vacation by any president in US history.

* After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, presided over the worst security failure in US history.

* Set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips than any other president in US history.

* In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their job.

*Cut unemployment benefits for more out of work Americans than any president in US history.

* Set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12 month period.

* Appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any president in US history.

* Set the record for the least amount of press conferences than any president since the advent of television.

* Signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than any president in US history.

* Presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to intervene when corruption was revealed.

* Presided over the highest gasoline prices in US history and refused to use the national reserves as past presidents have.

* Cut healthcare benefits for war veterans.

* Set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously take to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind.

* Dissolved more international treaties than any president in US history.

* My presidency is the most secretive and un-accountable of any in US history.

* Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US history. (the 'poorest' multi-millionaire, Condoleeza Rice has an Exxon oil tanker named after her).

* First president in US history to have all 50 states of the Union simultaneously go bankrupt.

* Presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud of any market in any country in the history of the world.

* First president in US history to order a US attack and military occupation of a sovereign nation.

* Created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history of the United States.

* Set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases, more than any president in US history.

* First president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the human rights commission.

* First president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the elections monitoring board.

* Removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of congressional oversight than any presidential administration in US history.

* Rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.

* Withdrew from the World Court of Law.

* Refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.

* First president in US history to refuse United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 US elections).

* All-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate campaign donations.

* My biggest life-time campaign contributor presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation).

* Spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US history.

* First president in US history to unilaterally attack a sovereign nation against the will of the United Nations and the world community.

* First president to run and hide when the US came under attack (and then lied saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1)

* First US president to establish a secret shadow government.

* Took the biggest world sympathy for the US after 911, and in less than a year made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in US and world history).

* With a policy of 'dis-engagement' created the most hostile Israeli-Palestine relations in at least 30 years.

* First US president in history to have a majority of the people of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and stability.

* First US president in history to have the people of South Korea more threatened by the US than their immediate neighbor, North Korea.

* Changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.

* Set all-time record for number of administration appointees who violated US law by not selling huge investments in corporations bidding for government contracts.

* Failed to fulfill my pledge to get Osama Bin Laden 'dead or alive'.

* Failed to capture the anthrax killer who tried to murder the leaders of our country at the United States Capital building. After 18 months I have no leads and zero suspects.

* In the 18 months following the 911 attacks I have successfully prevented any public investigation into the biggest security failure in the history of the United States.

* Removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other president in US history.

* In a little over two years created the most divided country in decades, possibly the most divided the US has ever been since the civil war.

* Entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less than two years turned every single economic category heading straight down.

14 comments:

Ted Amadeus said...

Great points, well made...
Fuckin' glad he's not President anymore!
Now all we gotta do is get the DSOBIC now to stop continuing Bush's fascist policies before China calls in its marker (kinda' makes me wonder how Washington handled the Presidency, without a previous one to blame for his fuck-ups)!

Green Tea said...

Isn't it sad that people could vote for someone so ignorant?
Scares the hell out of me as I watch Sarah Palin and Michele Bachman climb..

Ted McLaughlin said...

Don't forget Hurricane Katrina non-response.

Nit Wit said...

He also pissed Jackiesue and me off.
Not to mention neglecting his job as the village idiot.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

And people said he was lazy!

Intense Guy said...

Sarah Palin could actually break (some) of these records... I better get my passport renewed and save money to get to New Zealand soon...

jadedj said...

Intense Guy is absolutely correct about Palintbrain.

Thanks for the reminder, but not to rain on the parade, it seems the right are the ones who need to be reminded of this cretin's record. Nah. Didn't matter when he was in...wouldn't matter now. Nevermind.

Blueberry said...

Nope. Not missing him yet.

And never will.

Ted Amadeus said...

Presidents and Congresses only do what their owners - the banks - tell them to do, which is why nothing has changed for the better, and everything continues to stagnate, or get worse.
jadedj, Intense Guy, got it goin' on: Maybe it's time to get the fuck out of here before TSHTF.

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Heff said...

Ahahahahaa. You posted this just for ME, didn't you?, lol !

I'm PRETTY SURE these points :

"* Set economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12 month period.
* Set all-time record for biggest drop in the history of the stock market.
* Entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less than two years turned every single economic category heading straight down."

Were caused by Dems "Barney Frank & Co." with their dream that every Taco Bell employee in the nation could afford a $ 300,000 home.

At least "Bushy" could kick ass and take names.

And I quote from the great Dubya, "Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice...!??!?!??! We won't be fooled again " LMAO !!!

jadedj said...

I rest my case.

texlahoma said...

Yeah, it really blew my mind when they elected him for a second term.

billy pilgrim said...

wow, george was a busy guy. and he still had time to ride his bike.