I'm a pagan...I'm a liberal..I live in West, Texas..

Saturday, July 31, 2010

NEW PANTIES

To spice up her dead sex-life she buys a new pair of panties. She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband.

At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs ... enough times that her husband finally asks, "Are you wearing crotchless panties?"

"Y-e-s," she answers with a seductive smile.

"Thank God - I thought you were sitting on the cat."

He never heard the gunshot.

11 comments:

Nit Wit said...

That's the real reason I don't have guns at home. Now if I could just make Roses meat cleavers disappear.

Travis Erwin said...

Meow.

billy pilgrim said...

beauty!

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Well, there WAS a pussy involved!

YELLOWDOG GRANNY said...

I just spit tea all over my computer debra...

Charlene said...

That was good. Purrrrr

Big Pissy said...

Oh, that was TOO funny!!!!!!

jadedj said...

That must have been one hairy...cat.

ghostseeker said...

Damn straight!
That happened to me once, only he accused me of sitting on a beaver.

Intense Guy said...

LMAO... the comments are as funny as the joke... :)

rox said...

This joke is proof that all men should be sent back to Mars.