NEW PANTIES
To spice up her dead sex-life she buys a new pair of panties. She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband.
At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs ... enough times that her husband finally asks, "Are you wearing crotchless panties?"
"Thank God - I thought you were sitting on the cat."
He never heard the gunshot.
Labels: FUNNY JOKE.
posted by YELLOWDOG GRANNY at 7/31/2010 12:57:00 PM
11 Comments:
That's the real reason I don't have guns at home. Now if I could just make Roses meat cleavers disappear.
Meow.
beauty!
Well, there WAS a pussy involved!
I just spit tea all over my computer debra...
That was good. Purrrrr
Oh, that was TOO funny!!!!!!
That must have been one hairy...cat.
Damn straight!
That happened to me once, only he accused me of sitting on a beaver.
LMAO... the comments are as funny as the joke... :)
This joke is proof that all men should be sent back to Mars.
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