I'm a pagan...I'm a liberal..I live in West, Texas..

Monday, July 12, 2010

NOT POLITICALLY CORRECT

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
Now let's
see...
No Jesus

No Christmas

No Television

No Cheerleaders

No Nude Women
No Car races
No
Rugby
No Soccer
No Pork Ribs

No Hot dogs

No Burgers

No Bacon
No Chocolate chip cookies

No Lobster

No nachos

No Beer nuts
No Beer or Wine !!!!!!!!

Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
Once a year you have to stop eating & drinking during the day for four weeks.
Constant wailing from the guy next-door because
he's sick and there are no doctors.
Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.

More
than one wife bitching.
You can't shave.

Your wives can't shave.

You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey
cooked over burning camel dung.
Your
bride is picked by someone else.
She smells just
like your donkey.
And at least once a day you have to kneel and look at some bloke' s arse blowing off!
Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!

Seriously, is there a mystery here?

11 comments:

YELLOWDOG GRANNY said...

u know i didn't write this..or it would have said no goddess...

Charlene said...

Cute.

I think terrorists do what they do because they are crazy and believe what other crazy people tell them.

Name: female, not even with a capital F. I shit you not! said...

LMFAO
They are brain washed from the day they are born & are brain dead long before they die.
That's not living....that's why they are so eagar to die.

jadedj said...

And what's the big deal about 20 virgins after they blow this world off? Seriously.

billy pilgrim said...

some motherfucking muslims killed 2 guys in somalia for watching the world cup!

i'll bet a lot of muslims break those rules just like priests break all the rules when they think they won't get caught.

Intense Guy said...

I don't understand the world cup bombing... Is watching soccer is an islamic sin?

Seriously though, these people are so poor they literally have nothing to lose. If you haven't been somewhere outside the US - its hard to believe (even US slums are much nicer than what I saw in Thailand, Hong Kong, and Malayasia).

No bacon would be the deal breaker... thats for sure.

Nit Wit said...

No bacon would be against my religious convictions. And what kind of heaven forces you to deal with a bunch of virgins? That sounds like hell to me.

Rainwolf said...

I'm with the guys, no bacon??? Hell no.

Heff said...

I died at "no nude women"....

Ted Amadeus said...

The craziest thing is, the Mulla/Imam/Ayatolla motherfuckers that shove all that down their throats give them AKs, rocket launchers, bombs & plenty of ammo and, instead of using it on their oppressors, they blow up buses full of kids...?
That just pegs out my What-The-Fuck-ometer!

YELLOWDOG GRANNY said...

I love the Goddess but if she told me no bacon? I'd be an atheist.