Now let's see...
No Nude Women
No Car races
No Pork Ribs
No Hot dogs
No Chocolate chip cookies
No Beer nuts
No Beer or Wine !!!!!!!!
Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
Once a year you have to stop eating & drinking during the day for four weeks.
Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors.
Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
More than one wife bitching.
You can't shave.
Your wives can't shave.
You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
Your bride is picked by someone else.
She smells just like your donkey.
And at least once a day you have to kneel and look at some bloke' s arse blowing off!
Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!
Seriously, is there a mystery here?