I'm a liberal pagan living in West, Texas. Yes. That West, Texas.

Monday, August 23, 2010

2, 135th POST...TAKE THAT MONDAY

I'm typing this with my eyes closed, so I hope I don't make any mistakes..I'm so tired I can't keep them open. Yesterday about 11 a.m. I decided I really needed to clean the dining room/library/computer room for the lunch I was having today. Jennifer and her husband Jason, Jamie and one of their childhood friends Chazbo all came for chicken fried steak/white gravy, green beans with bacon, mashed potatoes, biscuits(I decided I wasn't up to making scratch) and cherry cheese cake...So I started moving the 3 remaining book cases, all the books, the table all the crap that was on the floor(books, etc.) from when I moved the big book case a couple of weeks ago. At 5:30 a.m. I was still putting the final touches on it..It looks fucking fantastic but I only got about 2 1/2 hours of sleep..The kids stayed for almost 4 hours and we had a great time. The dinner was great..Jason ate 4 chicken fried steaks, and 2 helpings on beans and taters and all most all of his piece of cherry cheese cake. What was left he took home for his lunch tomorrow. We sat around telling stories, talking and it was just a great time for me and think the kids had a good time too. I got to see Jenny's 2009 Jeep. It's sort of a deep gold color..Very pretty. In all the talking she was saying how she wanted to get Jason to go to church on Sunday, (his only day to sleep in) and she said she would like to have a good church, didn't matter what religion(Baptist, Methodist, etc.) just wanted a church and could some day take her kids to. I poked Jason and said I have a great idea...you agree to go to church and she gets knocked on with that kid she wants to take to church.(she wants to wait 5 years, he doesn't.) I told him go ahead and go, I know Jenny, in 3 weeks someone will go on some rant about homosexuals, or say all Mexicans should go back to Mexico and she'll get pissed and tell them 'fuck you ' and then leave. ha


well, it's almost 9 p.m. I'm staying awake till Mad Med and then I'm going to sleep. I may not make it and can always watch it when it replays. Cause I wen.....
I got a phone call here and came back and have no idea what I wen ??? I sat here and looked at it and haven't a clue..fuck it I'm going to bed.

























13 comments:

Nit Wit said...

Dad would have loved this. The only trouble is I'm the Dad. I knew all those women in the hot tubs were Jets fans. I suspect they like the bubbles as well.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Lots of great ones this morning, YDG! Love the "Refudiate your heathen mosque" one! *snort*

Anonymous said...

Dinner sounds great. Chicken fried steak is my favorite.

My name WAS Female, I shit you not! said...

No rest for the Goddess even on Sunday..... :0( sigh!
Wish I had half of your energy Jackie.
Luved tha Stumbles. :0)

Charlene said...

I loved the Jahovah Witness chalk board!!!

FoxyMoron said...

Off to google "chicken fried steak".
Love the funnies!

billy pilgrim said...

god can get his own goddamned weed, i ain't sharing.

Samm Hein said...

Speaking of church, just where is that particular Lutheran one?
Jason's got the right idea on chicken fried steak, beans & bacon: Get all you can & can all you get.
Ever had bacon & tomato salad...it's out o' this friggin' world!

sageweb said...

Good laughs for Monday...now I am catching up on all your posts

Heff said...

Saved the best one for last, didn't ya !

yellowdoggranny said...

nitty:never wanted a jet tub till now.
debrah:she's such a easy target..
jp:it was really good.
shitu:yeah, my energy..I went to bed and slept 101/2 hours..haha.
charlene:we should make them up and sell them.
foxymoron:they are some good stuff.
billy:bet he were'nt giving out weed with the fish and bread.
galt:bacon goes good with everything..
sage:i've sure missed you..
heff:yeah, made me laugh..ha

Intense Guy said...

*giggles at the "not getting in my pants" one...

And then looses it altogether with the free online porn nun...

:)

Good un's... someday I'll get to read 'em on Mondays!

Anne Johnson said...

Gonna go buy me a chalk and a piece of field stone.