Holy Bullshit and cowabunga...The Vatican says Homer Simpson is Catholic. Which is a great surprise to the producers of the show who report that they are Presbylutheran's. The most Catholic newspaper the L'Osservatore Roman wrote in it's weekend edition that Homer and Bart are Catholic. Oh Sweet Goddess, if your not busy with 'war and love' that your in charge of , please give the writers the go ahead to rake them fuckers over the coals. I am just a plebe at writing funny shit and I know there is just a wealth of material in that sentence alone. But that's just the icing on the ole Catholic cake..they are also praising the Beatles(wait..weren't they more popular than Jesus?) and Harry Potter, the little wizard...Well, hell we already know they think the Nazi's are good guys and deserve a big raised hand up.
Wonder if they came to this conclusion before or after the Mexican security forces seized 105 tons of U.S.-bound marijuana in Tijuana where some of the pot was labeled with images of "Homero Simpson."...Especially since the Vatican seems to think they are a good role model for children. Like they even have a clue what would make a good role model, since they don't see anything wrong with Priest's getting hand jobs from 9 year old choir boys.
"I'm a little late on my mortgage-seriously. But I have my priories. There's baseball, my wife and baseball."..Dallas fan, waiting in line to purchase $1,000 worth of tickets for the Rangers-Yankees playoff series. (Kera Radio)
Fucking near makes you gag don't it.
"Buddy, first of all I want you to win..you can count on full support. You are going to win."..phone caller identified as La Familia drug cartel leader Servando Gomes, speaking to Mexican congressman Cesar Godoy Toscano during an interview with the W Radio Station(The Associated Press)
That could have been the voice of the head of a corporate cartel in the USA speaking to a Republican running for Congress.