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Monday, November 08, 2010

BOROWITZ REPORT

November 8, 2010

Bush Publishes ‘I Can Has Prezidensy’

Advance Look at Former President’s Memoir

The Borowitz Report has obtained an advance copy of former President George W. Bush’s memoir, entitled I Can Has Prezidensy. Here are some highlights:

-- The book contains a “Where’s Waldo?” foldout section with WMDs.

-- Bush says the biggest disappointment of his eight years in office was learning there was no Santa Claus

-- The book’s appendix includes a series of connect-the-dot drawings Bush was unable to complete

-- Bush on the unfinished business of his Presidency: “I never did learn how that neat story about the goat ended.”

-- Bush’s memoir is a quick read, since 95% of it has been redacted by Dick Cheney

-- Six months after the book’s publication there will be an English-language version

13 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Darn terrorists, interrupting that goat story.

Willym said...

If it weren't so fucking sad it would be funny!

Kulkuri said...

If he had been holding the book right side up, someone could have looked over his shoulder and told him how the story goes!!!

As for the rest of it, Sad but True!!

Big Pissy said...

Sad (and funny!), but true....

Jan said...

No pages to color?

Heff said...

FREE BAG OF PRETZELS INCLUDED !

billy pilgrim said...

i miss george!
the daily show just isn't funny anymore.

heartinhand said...

Finally got caught up on all your posts. Hope the upheaval in your life doesn't trip you up for long!

heartinhand said...

Finally got caught up on all your posts. Hope the upheaval in your life doesn't trip you up for long!

texlahoma said...

LOL! Ahhh, something we both see the same way.

Intense Guy said...

Dittos Willym's comment.

Anytime they want to send him off to the war crimes tribunal (perhaps in Spain?) is fine with me.

I got some rope they can use.

Nit Wit said...

He's always good at getting to the point.

rosemary said...

Does it have pop ups? Like of the white house or his go cart?