I'm a liberal pagan living in West, Texas. Yes. That West, Texas.

Thursday, November 18, 2010

GOING HOME

tomorrow morning ..hot dang. I like motel life but not as much as I like my old home sweet home.
I got a peek at mine last Monday and it's really nice..but it's all white..looks like an opertating room..very sterile..have small ceiling fans in living room and bedroom. New fixtures all through the apt. the refrigerator is huge and new stove with new microwave above it along with a dishwasher and garbage disposal. I'd still rather have a bidet than the dish washer. The bathroom cupboards are much smaller and I think I'm screwed for storage space in there. But the tub is nice with built in shelves. Saw no bars to get in and out of tub so that concerns me as I really need those bars to haul my fat ass out of the tub. All tile through the apts and I'm not crazy about that but I also hated that ugly indoor/outdoor type carpet we had too. So I'll be on the look out for some good buys on carpets and throw rugs.
I will be so glad to get the fuck out of here.. Nitty went from Nitty to FUCKING FLOWERS in 2 days. Little bastid..He's unplugged every thing in the room including the microwave. Dexter is ready to kick his ass along with me. Kitten's..jeez what a pain in the ass they are. I'll remember that next time and only get grown cats. Poor FUCKING FLOWERS, every time he gets into something or does something bad I squirt him with the spray bottle..so the little fucker is soaking wet all the time.
Went I went to get paper the other morning I came back and the housekeeper had been in to bring me clean towels and freaked the cats out..Came in and couldn't find them..finally Dexter came out from under neath the bedspread on the bed and Nitty was crouched down in the sink, all I could see was his ears...So now I make sure no one comes in ..they'll be so glad to be home.
Anissa and Kandis came up and we went out for Chinese food for my birthday ..it was terrific..little hole in the wall restaurant, but damn, the food was good, and a ton of it. I had Chinese for 4 meals from it.
Mike, Sarah and Marissa took me to Pizza House and I had a poopsie special and was so good. hot..but good. Plus I had driven down earlier that day to have Bold Springs Baptist Church hamburgers. When I told the cook that I had driven from Hillsboro just to have their hamburger she threw her hands up in the air and shouted 'PRAISE JESUS.'. man..was that hard for me not to say :"and praise the Goddess."...I guess the extra year made me mellow out ..yeah right..
ok..I'm out of here..have to go back and make sure Nitty hasn't tipped all the garbage cans out..Had to finally keep the bathroom door shut as they were bound and determined to rip down the shower curtain..bastids..
fuckme I'm never leaving home again.

11 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Ooooooo, your reno sounds nice! Once your furniture and pictures are back in, you won't notice the white walls so much. I bet Dexter and Nitty FF will be glad to be home too. I've been thinking about you this week and wondering how things have been at the motel -- so thanks for the update!

Jan said...

Paint comes in colors? All my walls are white and the exterior is white. It all is quite virginal.

CorvusCorax12 said...

good luck with the move...can't wait to hear all about it LOL

Intense Guy said...

I will be glad when you are home too!! I've missed seeing your comments and hearing about how things are in West, and in Texas in general.

I hope the white paint "grows on" you - if not, its the easiest color to paint over...

I'd register the concern about the bathtub... seems like they ought to have known better...

billy pilgrim said...

sounds excellent!

i wish i had new appliances.

Charlene said...

I wish I had a dishwasher and garbage disposal.

I hate motels. I guess that's why I don't travel a lot.

Nit Wit said...

If the walls are all white how will you hide the blood stains?

yellowdoggranny said...

I'm so fucking tired..can't type any more..will come by and see all of your posts and comment..just too tired to do it tonight..no cable till monday..so will have nothing but computer time..well, that and putting all my stuff away..sigh*...sooo tired..

FoxyMoron said...

Sounds lovely, and at least tiles are easy to keep clean, and you can change your rugs when you get sick of them.
Happy Homecoming YDG.

Anonymous said...

The tiles will be nice when it's summer...you'll have something cool to lay on when it's 120 degrees outside! LOL!

Get rugs with rubber backing so you don't have a slip and fall.

White walls eh? I can't wait to see pictures when you're all settled in.

Bob said...

Great post.

But maybe a photo or two could have helped.