I'm a pagan...I'm a liberal..I live in West, Texas..

Friday, December 17, 2010

ROCK ME GENTLY..it's Friday.


Well, things are starting to get back to normal. Sorta kinda...I know that Nitty is no longer Nitty..he is Fucking Flowers..24/7..little mother fucker..he is into everything...It's like he's on crack..he's speeding into one room and just leaps on everything, desk, bed, side bookcase, back to bed, under the bed, back on desk try to tear down the blinds, into the bathroom in the tub, out of the tub on the back of the toilet to the sink, knock everything he can onto the floor, leap to the dresser, destroy all the plants, back to the sink onto the floor, to the living room, on the couch, on the back of the couch and try to tear the blinds down, onto the love seat, to my end table, knock everything onto the floor, on to my head, down the back of the recliner into the computer room, on the desk, knock everything into the floor, down the other side to the sink, knock everything onto the floor and then back down the hall way and start all over again...or until I drown him with the squirt bottle. I don't know if I'm able to keep this shit up without killing the little fucker. He woke me up by knocking one of Babs potted plants on the floor...scared the fuck out of me..didn't know what it was. he's just too much for me to handle..I'm to old to raise a kitten..Dexter was bad when I first got him but he wasn't 8 weeks old(FF is probably 3-4 months ) and has calmed down a bit and not the insane kitteh like FF is..judas priest..I am at my wits end...I have one nerve left and the little fucker is standing on it.
To top it off, I have my blogs on Blogroll and they switched owners and now I have lost most of my blogs..they were all supposed to transfer and didn't and can't get back to my old blogroll to get them and transfer them one at a time..so if you want me to read your blog and I really do..you are going to have to send it to me..Some of them transferred..like billy, nitty, anne, tex, heff,heart in hand,jan(only one)and I think that's all..
so please..send me your blog address...ok..I'm going to go get the laser out and see if I can't wear Fucking Flowers down so he'll be tired tonight instead of wanting to seek and destroy.. have a great weekend.





































15 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Lipstick on the milk carton! ROFLMAO!

Loved many others too! Here's my blog address: http://shewhoseeks.blogspot.com

Have a great weekend! Dexter, keep FF under control!

Dark Mother said...

I LOVE the one with the dude wearing his pants around his ankles. That pisses me off BEYOND!

here's my blog address
http://darkmothergoddes.blogspot.com

Have a great weekend woman!

The Future Was Yesterday said...

"......Ais nebber comin owt of heer again"

.You realize that's FF, right?:)

Kulkuri said...

We had a kitten like that. It was born feral and after we got her she would ricochet off the walls. If I ignored her eventually she would land on my lap. If I tried to pet her she would take off again. Finally settled down, but kept some feral attitudes like not liking open spaces. She died earlier this year at the age of 18.

Jan said...

Senior gangstas. Wow, I'm there.

http://thepoodleanddogblog.typepad.com/

texlahoma said...

I took the berry on the right, the rabbit hole was deeper than I thought. Happy Friday!

billy pilgrim said...

i got way more than bacon for rejecting christ.

second best hundred dollars i ever spent.

jadedj said...

Once again, all good ones.

I will have to close down my blog and gouge out my eyes if you quit coming by. I depend on your insights. So,

http://jadedj-banquetofconsequencestoo.blogspot.com/

Rainwolf said...

Yep, I learned where to place mistletoe from Maxine.

Cheyenne said...

Are you sure your kitten isn't in the catnip stash? Mine run around like maniacs for a few minutes on a daily basis but nothing anywhere near what you go through. I think they need a trampoline for cats.

MarkD60 said...

I love these! I liked Dammitdog the best today!

Shrinky said...

Nothing wrong with that kitty of yours that a good exorcism can't put right (wink)!

I think my fave here is the catnip one, but it's too close to call, they all had me laughing.

trish said...

LOVE LOVE LOVE this! :) Especially the one about no such thing as a vegan. LOL!!

By the way - you might not remember me, but I sure remember you - and I'm back. ;)

http://incoherent-ish.blogspot.com/

xox

rox said...

I couldn't do a kitten either. Does he still have his nuts? If so, get 'em cut, show him who's boss. LOL!

Intense Guy said...

Sounds like you need an "instant lion tamers training" class - either that or put FF in a zoo where wild things belong.

I cracked up over "My feather on a stick! Nooo.. go back!"

LMAO!

http://intenseguy.blogspot.com

...but I think you found me. :)