I'm a pagan...I'm a liberal..I live in West, Texas..

Monday, January 24, 2011

MONDAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE REST OF YOUR LIFE ..so don't fuck it up



For all you Bears and Jets fans...sorry your teams lost..Especially the Jets fans..so close..but ..? There's always next year...Least that's what they keep telling us Cowboys fans.









































21 comments:

jadedj said...

All good. Some not so funny, because they are true, but I love you for posting this stuff!

Name:was Female, I shit you not! said...

Don't know where you find them, but I'm glad you do. :0)

Debra She Who Seeks said...

How would I face Monday morning without your collections of laffs 'n giggles? Thanks, YDG!

MarkD60 said...

so, I saw this Monday Post, and thought "WTF? This is old" Then I realized it really was Monday. (sigh)

Charlene said...

Good stuff!!

Jan said...

Now we know what happened to the unicorn and the centaur. Too politically correct to survive

rox said...

Happy Monday!

billy pilgrim said...

love the windbreaker!

Dark Mother said...

The picture of the fireman carrying the old woman. I swear to Gawd that would have been my Ma when she was alive. HAHAHAHAH!

YELLOWDOG GRANNY said...

did you see?...there it is folks...Obama's birth certificate.
I meant to delete one of the unicorns but all it did was move it down the line..sigh*
I like the snake charmer.ha

FoxyMoron said...

70% chance of rape......that one made me giggle.............

Blooming Psycho said...

News for Dumb Fux. That is really the truth!
I watched it a little bit at one point. I have never seen such biased "news" reporting in my life!

Bob said...

Ahhh Granny....

You confuse the hell out of me. As an example, you seem to be a avid 2nd amendment supporter, yet you seem to support the very people who would eliminate it and many of your other freedoms.

Your being from a "very progressive" little spot between two highways that is split in half by the railroad may help explain a bit

Sorta like where I am:

Terrell, a place with a city council that believes itself to be modern and progressive, but has blocked any real growth for decades. They have forced any new growth miles outside of town, while the town center slowly dies and shutters itself up.

Terrell is committing slow suicide like so many small Texas towns. Because those who control the future of the town want to protect their own private interests from any "unapproved" competition. They are - in fact - destroying it.

Sorta fun to watch tho... As these two-bit, small-town self-anointed elites destroy what they claim they are preserving.

A bit sad also.

YELLOWDOG GRANNY said...

Bob..I believe in the 2nd amendment.But I don't believe they are enforcing strong enough handgun rules, the gun shows are a joke. I am and always have been a far far far left wing yellowdog democrat. and to my knowledge Obama hasn't done a thing about the gun laws. and he should in my view. but he won't cause nra is too strong. West, is a small town and if you read the post below this about West, you'll see we are doing every thing to be bigger better and make more money for the town.we're not like Terrell.

DaisyDeadhead said...

You da greatest. Love the kitties, the potshots at Shrub (always!) and your fairness in selecting targets.

My daughter, son in law and grandbabies live in Fredericksburg, the German place. :) I love Texas for the fierce individualism. (No place is more right-wing than South Carolina, even Texas... which at least has Austin!)

texlahoma said...

I've got to give you credit, I was sure Obama was going to encourage gun control in his speech, but he didn't. (Smart political move in my opinion) I'm glad I didn't bet you any money.

Shrinky said...

Well, I'm happy he was born alive.. and that catober line is priceless. Thanks for the chuckles, it's always a pleasure to visit with you.

Bob said...

Granny sez:

"I believe in the 2nd amendment.But I don't believe they are enforcing strong enough handgun rules..."

If you were a true supporter of the 2nd amendment, you would be upset that there are ANY handgun rules.

Either support the 2nd amendment or work to see it abolished.

Can't have it both ways.

The issue of who will control your guns is an upcoming major issue. You will need to actually commit to one side or the other.

Decide. And then defend your position.

YELLOWDOG GRANNY said...

ok...when the founding fathers put in the 2nd amendment..i don't think they had any idea of what guns would be like 200+ years later..I think the 2nd amendment is out dated and has nothing to do with what they meant when they put it in..I think guns are great for hunting, but can't think of any good reason to have a handgun except to shoot someone with and ak47's etc. have no business being sold to the general public..my opinion has never wavered on this..I am the decider and I just defended my position..if your not happy with it...tough shit.

Dark Mother said...

Granny, after your last comment YOU ARE MY FUCKING HERO! You couldn't be more right!

YELLOWDOG GRANNY said...

well thanks..but it's not about right or wrong..it's about my opinion and defending it ..which is what he wanted...ha