I'm a pagan...I'm a liberal..I live in West, Texas..

Wednesday, August 31, 2011

A HUMP A DAY WILL KEEP DR. PHIL AWAY



2 more days till Rae gets here and we get wild and crazy at westfest. I keep thinking this would be a lot more fun if I still drank...but some things I just know deep down in my old heart..some things are best left alone..and that means me and booze. this way I'll be able to remember what we did so I can give you a blow by blow run down on our activities. I'm looking forward to taking her to the polka mass. I have never been to one before either. Wonder if they will get pissed if I take pictures.??? hmmm. What are they going to do? Throw me out..
Now that would be a first. Been thrown out of every place I can think of but never from Church. I am going to have so much fun. will do the West News post on the fest later on...wish you all were here.


















9 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Love your blog post title today! And many fine gags too.

Nit Wit said...

I like the Elephant one the best. :)

Jan said...

The wet suit left me...well...wet.

And men should never go on TV and hold their hands apart no matter how wide or how well endowed they dream they are.

Grandma K said...

Thank you for the midweek hump - needed the laugh. I hope the weather is a bit cooler for Westfest. One day, I will make it there.

KatyDid said...

I like the Gadhafi/Gingrich one...

Is Newt still running?

YELLOWDOG GRANNY said...

Putin...gotta love him..
yeh, that's a peppy little song the elephant sings..i don't know if Newt is still running..if he is..no one cares but him.

My name WAS Female, I shit you not! said...

These were gooduns!

Lookin forward to the Westfest news. Enjoy the Hell out of yourselves and eat a kolache for moi!

FoxyMoron said...

Yep when it's my time to go, I want to laugh myself to death!
Can't wait to hear about Westfest.

Intense Guy said...

For the $120,000,000 they spent on that MLK memorial could of been "more successful". I understand it was carved by a Chinese sculptor...

I think MLK might of actually liked that bit...

It's unfortunate Hurricane Irene washed out "opening day".