I'm a pagan...I'm a liberal..I live in West, Texas..

Wednesday, August 03, 2011

I THINK HUMP MAY BE MY NEW WORD



hump day..Go hump yourself, holy humpme, hump you, hump them, hump them all but six and save them for pall bearers..damn..almost as great a word as buttroy.
















10 comments:

Intense Guy said...

I really like that first one.

"The day came when every mosel craved was placed passionately upon her tongue, and she felt deserving enough to swallow".

Classic!

and then I sniggered at the "I Do Anal" one..

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Poor Miss Fancy Feast! It's a long, hard fall.

Jan said...

Loved the note to Google which has gotten totally annoying and the Putin fix.

Grandma K said...

I guess I am getting senile. I had to look at the "Post no Bills" twice. Loved it when I finally understood. Like I said ...

Wizardess said...

Brilliant, as usual. :)

The Future Was Yesterday said...

Chuck You Farely, You Ain't So Muckin' Fuch. Go In Your Own Jackyard And Backoff!!! Is my longtime fav - Stolen From Archie Canpbell Decades Ago!

peppylady (Dora) said...

If someone think fox news is fair and balance.
It like crook over telling the world he/she doesn't steel and they lock up everything because everything they own been stole.

Coffee is on.

FoxyMoron said...

YDG where are you getting the first and last of these? I love them.
My other favourite today was the Bills.

Rox said...

Love the last one!

YELLOWDOG GRANNY said...

I think I like the fucking recipe the best.