I'm a pagan...I'm a liberal..I live in West, Texas..

Friday, January 13, 2012

HOLY SHIT..I forgot it's Friday.

oops......I forgot..I'm down to the last pages of the Stephen King book and got to involved I forgot to do today's post...sue me.

have a wonderful weekend..it may get to 70's by the middle of the week, bu tit will still be nippily at night.










































11 comments:

Intense Guy said...

That must be one hell of a good book!

I bet none of your dates ever remembered your eye color....

Grandma K said...

Good ones again.

Jan said...

I think those are dolphins that Putin fucks and I'm sure he bought them dinner first.

billy pilgrim said...

man, you just insulted burgess merideth! the newt is way too big of an asshole to be the penguin.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

It was worth the wait! For some reason, that "strangest funeral" one struck me as absolutely hilarious. I'm still laughing!

Ol'Buzzard said...

The first Stephen King I read was Salem's Lot. I was in the Navy in Brunswick, Maine at the time and Brunswick was in the area where Salem's Lot was supposedly located - I had come back from a flight and got home about two in the morning - I couldn't lay the book down: They were at the old mans house and there was a vampire upstairs in his bedroom - about that time the toilet seat fell shut (yea - I know I'm suppose to close it.) It scared the hell out of me - and I have been a King fan every since.
the Ol'Buzzard

Ben said...

Hey, I like Ron Paul!

That last bit about the panties on the iPhone had me in hysterics. Thanks for that!

YELLOWDOG GRANNY said...

Ben..you have gone fecking nuts..

MarkD60 said...

Lots of good ones. I like the last one best.

YELLOWDOG GRANNY said...

the book was the best one SK ever wrote..better than the Stand and it was always my favorite..

jadedj said...

LMFAO at Spock. Stealing the Ron Paul one.