I'm a liberal pagan living in West, Texas. Yes. That West, Texas.

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

WET WEDNESDAY

It rained on Tuesday and will rain on Wednesday and hopefully Thursday too..We need the rain. I have an apt. on Feb. 2 at 2pm to have some moles removed from back neck and under my boobies..some are skin flaps. What a fucked up word..to me their moles ..a skin flap to me is that large flap of skin that folds over the top of my drawers...now THAT'S a skin flap. The Tale Tellers did a Chinese New Years at library last Saturday and was so good I stole some of their ideas. Kathy is going all out on ours which is going to be on the 31st. It's going to be so cool..And then in Feb. we will do the Mardi Gras like we did before..
so that's it..all the news fit to print. enjoy your hump...







































12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh how do I miss me some George Carlin.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Love those Don't Fuckin Care Bears! And all your political ones are absolute RIGHT ON, as usual!

Peggy said...

Lots of good ones today! Thanks for the laughs! Enjoy your rain!

MRMacrum said...

I like the Carrots one the best.

But good set this Wednesday. Good luck with the moles.

My name WAS Female, I shit you not! said...

TONS of FUN!
(((hugs)))Pat

Jan said...

I love George Carlin. He is the philosopher of our time.

FoxyMoron said...

I love those bears! I want the one that says "Fuck Off".

Rox said...

Here's to rain! (It's better than snow, since you don't have to shovel RAIN!) LOL!

Sunny here. And windy. Win-fucking-dy. I bet if I wrote this comment on a piece of paper and threw it outside, it would get to you in the same amount of time.

MarkD60 said...

What you call a skin flap I call a gut!
I liked the astronaut quote best today.

Kulkuri said...

The Homeland Security Screening stats reminded of this about the prostrate patoodler.
http://cartoonistgroup.com/store/add.php?iid=8938

Hope the link works as can't copy the cartoon.

Natalie said...

I love your jokes! I love the bears! And it's not bad to have the moles removed, just takes a second!

jadedj said...

I call my skin flaps, Buddha in training. No body wants to rub it for luck, however.

Hey, lifted the earth one, and sent the baby one to my doctor (she's potty training her 3 year old).