I'm a pagan...I'm a liberal..I live in West, Texas..

Wednesday, February 29, 2012

A LITTLE HUMP GOES ALONG WAY.



I go to Dr. Cujo's today at 10a.m. have the results back from the sleep apnea test..considering they only will have results of one night and of me saying' oh fuck no' for the second night, I would imagine it will be short. But I have lots of ideas and suggestions that I received from all of you so that will give me at least one leg to stand on..(not the one with the Frodo Foot.)..He hates it when I start out the conversation with 'well, my friends on my blog said.'..
But I also want him to change up some of my meds..see if there is something else he can suggest for my Frodo foot..cause I know it's not normal for it too look like that for so long..
I've decided that since my next Jackie's Kitchen is going to be on March 15th, I'm going to do a salute to Italy. I am making home made pizzas..pepperoni, sausage(they are Czech's) and cheese..I'm trying to figure out an easy dessert because while the pizza's aren't hard to make they are time consuming..(I think I'll be able to use the pizza's in the kitchen)..we'll also have non alcoholic beer and wine..plus soda pop..They loved the orange crush.Jamie has already been looking over the decorations with an Italian design..they actually have quite a bit of stuff. Some one suggested doing something for St. Patrick's..I said I was a pagan and hated ST.Pat's...and would do nothing to celebrate his Pagan hatin' ass.. bastid.
When I was at House of Satan to get the stuff for Mardi Gras I saw a big end cap of popcorn tins(big round ones) with NASCAR drivers on them with their numbers..I quickly ferreted out Matt Kenseth's and purchased it for Babs, knowing that racing season had started up..She said it would bring him luck..he won the race the next day..This so excited her that she had to have it either on her lap or right by her side during the Daytona 500..guess who won again?...yup..ole Matt. So now we're convinced the popcorn tin has magical powers and helped Matt win both the races..stay tuned, this could be fun.
Ok...I'm out of here..it's 11 p.m. Tuesday night..gotta go watch Letterman. Nathan Lane is on...





































10 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

All of these are excellent as usual, YDG! And love Babs' magic popcorn tin!

Kulkuri said...

The networks need to do their own live streaming of events like football and NASCAR. I got a lot of exercise getting up to go to the confuser to find another link to the race whenever the one I was watching got shut down. Finally found a Spanish website based in Chicago and was able to watch the rest of it even tho the first of their links got shut down.

Another fine bunch of insanity!!

Jan said...

Metaphor for Russian politics...choking here.

Thinking about you as you visit Dr. Cujo.

FoxyMoron said...

Is his name really Dr Cujo?
Good luck with the apnoea thing, there must be a compromise.
And OMG the Pope one, that really struck a chord with me (lapsed Catholic here).

Greed. Oppression. Piety said...

You find the best graphics, as always. Will be sure to plug your site when we promote them :)

Grandma K said...

Good luck with Dr.Cujo!

Ol'Buzzard said...

Here is a recipe for easy - quick blueberry cobbler. Might work on your Italian day...Non alcoholic wine?

Spray 8x8 dish with cooking spray.
Pour 1.5 cups of fresh or frozen blueberries into dish (any berry would probably work but we use blueberries because they are plentiful here in Maine.)
Sprinkle 1 package of sugar free Jello over blueberries (any flavor but blueberry as that turns the crust an ugly color – we use strawberry.)
Toss the blueberries to coat.

Mix the following
0.5 cups fat free milk
1 cup of Heart Healthy Bisquick
1 Tbsp. margarine
2 tbsp. water

Pour batter over blueberries
Bake at 375 degrees for 25-30 minutes until crust starts to brown.
Serves 6 (2 points on weight watchers.)

Would love to see your tat.

My wife is a Pagan - says hi
the Ol'Buzzard

YELLOWDOG GRANNY said...

that's a great recipe OB..now all I'll have to do is make enough of them for at least 40 people..ha

Natalie said...

I love the way you make me laugh! Also I fixed the security problems with Woman to Woman AND(don't get mad) I made you and FoxyMoron the two who can control the forum part where the subjects are wrote- you can write anything- well everyone can but only you and Foxy(trish) can take a subject down if it's inapropreate or is bad and might hurt someone. I can't always be there and I trust you, and respect you. I understand if you don't want to.

YELLOWDOG GRANNY said...

no problem..be glad to do it..although you might change your mind..not much other that republicans do I find inappropriate..