I'm a pagan...I'm a liberal..I live in West, Texas..

Wednesday, March 28, 2012

HUMPALONG CASSIDY

 Today is the first day of the rest of your life...so don't fuck it up.


with the exception of the room I'm in(computer, dining room, library) my fecking apt. is cleaned. I found Christmas decorations, toy mouses, assorted change, wadded up paper, cricket parts, gecko parts and something mummified I'm not sure what it is..nor do I want to know. An emery board, and ropes and ropes of cat fur under my bed. Dexter you little hoarder you. Jamie is coming over with a razor for pets and is going to help me shave all the fur off the little fucker..I will show pictures of him and the scratch and bite marks on me. Although he usually doesn't resist things like this..he just figures out a way to make my life miserable afterwards..
the 19th is going to be Jackie's Kitchen..or OUTSIDE LUAU.  Now I have to find a man and a pig..this should be interesting ...Weather here has been lovely..after our rain we have had 80+degree days and 50-60 degrees nights..We're going to get some more rain this week and then 80's again..Blue bonnets every where..Will take pictures if I can get my ass out of town. happy hump day.

































10 comments:

MarkD60 said...

Canopener canopener canopener!

jadedj said...

Yep to the last one.

My name WAS Female, I shit you not! said...

Grrr8 chuckles. Something tells me that Dexter's picture will be BIG TIME chuckles. ;0) (((hugs)))

My name WAS Female, I shit you not! said...

p.s. I've known a few men that were "pigs", but none that has a pig. Sorry ...can't help you out there. :0( (((hugs)))

Jan said...

Dexter's revenge?..."Someone dying horribly"?

The Future Was Yesterday said...

"Ehaustipated"

YUP!:)

peppylady (Dora) said...

I keep saying I need to do some intense cleaning but my mind isn't in it. Oh I guess when it happen it will happen. Not loosing any sleep over it.
Not sure where you find these satire pix but there all pretty darn good. I like the one about Dick Cheneycare how fitting.
As I understand Texas is a pretty red state like Idaho.
Coffee is on.

Hippy Jersey Devil said...

Do you watch Hoarders? If so you'll know what I mean by "The Got Junk Trucks are Pulling Up Now!!!"

tee hee hee

Ol'Buzzard said...

"shave the fur off the little fucker"
a cat... a pussycat ... this is too easy...come on granny, this seems like a set up - I'm not going to touch it.
the Ol'Buzzard

Intense Guy said...

*giggles insanely at Illegal frogs getting Toad*

:) Argh me matey, I'm off to be a pirate!