I'm a pagan...I'm a liberal..I live in West, Texas..

Wednesday, March 07, 2012

WED IS HUMP DAY. or as Rush Limpball says: slut day.

No humping allowed..unless done by Republicans..and to us..

I am giving the jock strap mask another shot..Dr. Cujo is giving me 2 pills..one to take before and one to take if it doesn't work while I'm trying to sleep. I'm also going to tell her not to put it on me..let me put it on..get used to it..and then sloooooooowly add the air..not blow it in the face full blast.
We're going to have us a little chat..one which she will not like..

I went to gym again today and upped the speed and did a mile in 30 minutes..will up it a little bit each time. I'm not going to do anything but the treadmill for a while..till I build up some stamina..also doing some walking around the apts. Mostly chasing after Dexter who is chasing after the Opossum. Stupid cat. ok..going to bed..see you guys later. Will post the pictures of the art work and of Dexter and his little furry buddy.





























6 comments:

Katy Anders said...

The worse that the news get, the better your page gets.

is that good or bad?

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Dr. Cujo should be willing to try ANYTHING that helps you to use the CPAP machine. This is about your health, not her ego.

Great gags, as always. And I must say -- your blog post titles are always funny too.

The Future Was Yesterday said...

A toddlers rule:

"Even if I haven't touched it yet. it's MINE!!!"

Hippy Jersey Devil said...

These dickhead Refucklicans just keep on digging themselves further and further into their own "Hell". I say lets just give 'em shovels. I do believe that we as a people know they are all batshit crazy and that will be reflected at election time. If I am wrong, I will be facebooking and blogging from Canada ay.

MarkD60 said...

Captain Picard RULES!

Intense Guy said...

I'm with the dog. I've had enough... They need to get "election year" crap pushed back into less than a year....