I'm a liberal pagan living in West, Texas. Yes. That West, Texas.

Friday, January 18, 2013

BEING A GREAT GRANNIE MAKES ME FORGETFUL. FRIDAY

 A very very big thank you to Debra for reminding me I forgot Friday's post. I was up all night Thursday  watching Abby for Jamie who was sick..and then on my normal day off, Friday I spent watching Olivia for Jennifer..So blame it on the GG's..it's all their fault..so? better late than never...kiss me twice, dahlink'...















































11 comments:

MarkD60 said...

You were missed.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

It was worth the wait, YDG! You found some great gay zingers which I'm stealing for Translesbigayapalooza, plus I love that one with the quotation from the 1930s era NRA president -- they should return to his position! But the one that made me LOL the hardest is the one about Lance Armstrong's ball!

yellowdoggranny said...

I love being missed..
I cracked up when I saw Lance and his one ball..partial to the Texas ones too.

Anonymous said...

Shame on you ladies!
Making light of poor Mr. Armstrong's testicular challenges!
Is that not cruel?
Is it just as funny to make light of a woman, any woman, who has had, through no fault of her own, a radical mastectomy?

Is it funny to ask Lorena Bobbitt, "Cut off any dicks lately?"
Is it just as funny to ask a male, "Carve-up any vulva lately?"

Oh and your first 'cartoon'? The word is spelt 'teats' not 'tits' - still pronounced the same though.

Fuck me!
I can be a real downer if I want to be - Innit?
This is punishment for making us wait for your Friday post!
Don't do it again.

Or else I'll get all Texas-serious on y'all, and it won't be pretty!

Jan said...

The Lance Armstrong one left me gasping for breath. I'm stealing the dog called ambulance.

yellowdoggranny said...

Jeez Louise Aquarian, who pissed in your cheerios..I would promise that I'll never forget again..but since I became a babysitting great grannie, my time is not my own...so I'll probably forget again..so don't get your panties in a wad.

Anonymous said...

Apologies 'babysitting great granny', I had just finished reading Ms. Naomi Wolf's latest tome about.... Well? What else? Her vagina.
I found myself channelling the spirit of Inga Muscio for a moment.

Still, I have a point.
Until such time as we as a society can treat tales of genital mutilation to both females or males as either equally humourous or equally detestable, we will not have equality amongst the sexes/genders.

And to answer your query about who may have voided her or his bladder in my tasty toasted oats, I do not eat oats.
The Tutor tells me that in Samuel Johnson's famous dictionary, oats are defined as 'eaten by people in Scotland, but fit only for horses in England.'

What can I say?

yellowdoggranny said...

you will have to learn 99% of my comments are sarcasm.I am very seldom serious even if I'm pissed..ha..you never owe me an apology for the truth..damn I forgot to do monday's post..I swear I'm first stage of alzheimers.

Anonymous said...

I know about your 99% rule.
You have to understand that I am actually 99.9% ironically sarcastic.

As far as your demetia is concerned, I doubt that. If and when such time comes, you will know - I'll immediately abandon you.
Nothing personal, you understand.

Cheyenne said...

I am curious. Why do you praise Obama? As I said, I am just being curious and I ask that question of many people many times.

yellowdoggranny said...

I praise Obama because I think he cares about all Americans not just the ones that donated money to his campaign. his beliefs are closer t omine than the right..he's a good man..good husband,good father and genuinely wants what's best for me and eveyone one else.