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Monday, January 07, 2013

quit poking me and elbowing me..I'm awake I'm awake...Monday



































 I can't keep my eyes open any more..night night.


13 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

I want Hobbes to be my hitman too!

MarkD60 said...

this is a Monday to make Mondays proud.

Jan said...

Cannabis and hemp -- for a better tomorrow.

Aquarians Love To Fuck said...

I composed some lyrics to commemorate our beloved BBC.

"Dancing Queen" ABBA

You can shit; you can flush, having the time of your life
See that bitch; voice death threats, being the BBC.

Saturday noon and the Spirit’s low
Monkeyville is the place to go
Where they sell the cheap liquor, getting in the swing
You come in to avoid the sting
Toilets shouldn't be that cold
Day is young and the bitches bold
With a bit of cheap liquor, everything is fine
You're in the mood for a shit
And when you get to it...

You are the BBC, old and slow, only eighty-three
BBC, feel the threat from the pushed buttons
You can shit; you can flush, having the time of your life
See that bitch; voice death threats, being the BBC

You're so poxy; a malady
Leave them burning when they must pee
Looking out for another, no bitches for you
You're in the mood for a shit
And when you get to it...

You are the BBC, old and slow, only eighty-three
BBC, feel the urge from the pushed buttons
You can shit; you can flush, having the time of your life
See that bitch; voice death threats, being the BBC


P.S. If you don't like ABBA, you're a fag!

My name WAS Female, I shit you not! said...

#1 speaks what's on my mind!
Tell me it isn't Monday...say it isn't so. :0(
Where do the weeks go???
(((hugs)))Pat

billy pilgrim said...

i would have thought ceo salaries were up more than 725% since 1978.

jadedj said...

Do you believe that fucking "Daily Fact"?

squatlo said...

God, I miss Calvin and Hobbes! I've stolen one of these, ma'am...

Aquarians Love To Fuck said...

More from Dick Clarke's American Bandstand!


BBC die!
BBC die!

BBC has to die-yi-yi (He should die)
BBC please do die (We know he should die)
Le-es-lie said go fuck yourself (my oh my)
Le-es-lie didn’t cry (I wonder why)

(Silly cunt) told the cunt he had to fuck off
(Silly cunt) hoped that he would off himself
(Silly cunt) then he said to my surprise
“BBC die?”
BBC has to die-yi-yi (He must die)
BBC mu-ust die (We know he should die)

(Maybe) I am cru-u-el (I am cruel)
BBC buck up boy (He’s such a tool)

(Silly boy) “Shame on you!” Doc Teri said
(Silly boy) “Don’t you know, he’s cryin’ in bed” (Silly boy)
“Shame on you, you’re spreading lies” BBC thrive!

BBC has to die-yi-yi (He must die)
BBC die (We’ll have an alibi)

BBC die
BBC die
BBC die
BBC die
BBC die

Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons. As if you needed to be told this.

Aquarians Love To Fuck said...

My interpretation of BBC's response:

Spirit almighty,
I feel my temperature rising
Higher higher
It’s burning through to my soul

Fuck – ing bitch
You gonna set me on fire
My brain is flaming
I don't know which way to go

Your disses lift me higher
Like the Spirit of a choir
You light my mourning sky
With T N T

Ooh, ooh, ooh,
I feel my temperature rising
Help me, I’m flaming
I must be a hundred and nine
Burning, burning, burning
And nothing can cool me
I just might turn into smoke
Buck up baby

‘Cause your disses lift me higher
Like the Spirit of a choir
You light my mourning sky
With T N T

It’s coming closer
The flames are reaching my body
Please won’t you help me
I feel like I’m slipping away
It’s hard to breath
And my chest is a-heaving

Spirit almighty,
I’m burning a hole where I lay
‘Cause your disses lift me higher
Like the Spirit of a choir
You light my mourning sky
With T N T

Ah, ah, T N T
I’m just a hunk, a hunk of T N T
Just a hunk, a hunk of T N T
Just a hunk, a hunk of T N T
Just a hunk, a hunk of T N T
Just a hunk, a hunk of T N T
Just a hunk, a hunk of T N T

JACKIESUE said...

Aquarius? enough.

Ol'Buzzard said...

Granny, who the hell is Aquarians? Looks like she is using your blog for her post...Inconsiderate...but then again, that is just my opinion.
the Ol'Buzzard

JACKIESUE said...

the women of blogsville have had enough of BBC...he's mean, insulting and an asshole for starters..so they are leaving insults every where he goes and on his blogs too..except he's such a pussy he won't allow comments on most of them..but I got tired of it ...so I asked her to back off.