I'm a pagan...I'm a liberal..I live in West, Texas..
Grumpy Cat's grumpy birthday party reminds me of this guy I used to work with years ago. At the end of every single effin day when we were closing up, he'd say "Well, another day closer to the grave." Cheery bastard!"Melon Collie" made me smile too. So did the lovesick doggy, although ewww.And now I'm off to google "Scotland's national animal."
Got a good laugh at some of them - I hope you never "experience" the "We forgot Grandma" one!!!(Bet you would have fun on the ride though... :)
I'm not getting r rated material sent to me much any more from my degenerate friends so I'm borrowing some from one of my favorite degenerate friends. I'll give you credit.
I love the one about the dog not being able to get the smell of her ass out of his mind..and Scotland's animal? a unicorn.
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