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Saturday, December 28, 2013

REACH BROADBAND SUCKS BITES AND BLOWS

My laptop is fixed and the internet has been out for almost 2 fecking weeks..Jackie is losing her sparkling sense of humor and fixing to go redneck Jackiesue on them..They brought in the specialist and while discussing the problems he mentioned that he had just discovered that I was yellowdog granny. I'm not sure that's a good thing as he is good ole boy material and good ole boy doesn't profile as a yellowdog reader, so my internet maybe out till hunting season is over.
I am going to try and throw in some captioned cartoons ...haven't been able to save them except on facebook because my phone sucks bites and blows along with 'Reach Broadband.'...
I think I mentioned I got a bread machine from my son and daughter-in-law..I was really excited until I found out it only makes one loaf at a time..I'd be baking all fecking day and night. So I traded it in for a electric blanket and a 5 pound roast and a bag of carrots and gold potatoes ..getting burned out on pork..so..get home put the electric blanket on and.............fucker doesn't work..sucks bites and blows..If I had sucked bit and blowed (I'm informed that isn't a word..well it is now as in she blowed into town...)that much when I was able to suck bite and blow I might have had a number 4 husband..nah..
I'm at the library and keep looking up to make sure no one notices all the sucking biting and blowing over here and get me thrown out.
Abby will not call me Grannie, GG, or Mammy, which she did for a day..I'm informed my name is YAYA. and she likes to growl it out ..
well going to see if I can get a post here..then go home and make obscene phone calls to reach broadband..later gaters.

8 comments:

Jan said...

Great to have you (sort of) back. The technology gods seem to be pissing on you lately, but this too will pass i hope.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Sorry to hear that technology is being a mean bitch right now -- I hope it smartens up soon!

mary i said...

I read you loud and clear.Just glad you are back no matter what form you do it in,or if you suck bite and blow while getting it here. :)

Jerri said...

Sounds like it's been one heck of a day/week/month,Jackiesue! What I love is all that "Feckinshit"was going on in your head & no one was the wiser...everyone probably thought you a kindly lady emailing an old fiend. Makes ya look at some of the others that also seem harmless and wonder what is fecking with them right now & how they're doing. ; ) ...and how bout the ones that are acting a bit "dicey" to begin with? Hang in there...we don't want to have to send bail $$. Hope your electronic woes come to a pleasant and quick conclusion.
(A hahahaha....yeah, right...THAT'S going to happen, what crazy universe am I thinking of? Sorry, a "hint" of pessimism crept in ;-}
<:-) Happy New Year!

My name WAS Female, I shit you not! said...

Despite it ALL....you still HAVE IT!
THX for the laughs!
(((hugs)))

Ol'Buzzard said...

Suck, bite and blow? I've got an idea how you can move to the top of the fix-it list. Suck down a couple of beers; bite off the head of the manager of the cable company; if that doesn't do it blow off cable and get satellite.

Or: ... make a friend of the cable man.

the Ol'Buzzard

Intense Guy said...

They sure don't make things like they used-ta...

JACKIESUE said...

it's back ...so I'm back..more to come.