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Monday, July 14, 2014

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12 comments:

Steve Finnell said...

YOU MIGHT NOT BE A TRUE APOSTLE BY STEVE FINNELL

SIGNS OF A TRUE APOSTLE.

2 Corinthians 12:12 The signs of a true apostle were performed among you with all perseverance, by signs and wonders and miracles.

If you are not performing signs, wonders and miracles, you might not be a true apostle.

Acts 9:36-41 ....Tabitha...37 And it happened at that time that she fell sick and died...40 But Peter sent them all out and knelt down and prayed, and turning to the body, he said, "Tabitha, arise."....41...he presented her alive.

If you cannot pray the dead back to life, you might not be a true apostle.

Romans 1:11 For I long to see you so that I may impart some spiritual gift to you, that you may be established;

If you do not possess the ability to impart spiritual gifts, you might not be a true apostle.

Acts 3:1-8 ...2 And a man who had been lame from his mother's womb....6 But Peter said, "I do not possess silver and gold, but what I do have I give to you: In the name of Jesus Christ the Nazarene---walk!"......8 With a leap he stood upright and began to walk...

If perhaps, you do not have the power to heal men who have been crippled from birth, you might not be a true apostle.

Acts 5:3-10 But Peter said, "Ananias, why has Satan filled your heart to lie to the Holy Spirit...9 Then Peter said to her, "Why is it that you have agreed together to put the Spirit of the Lord to the test? Behold the feet of those who have buried your husband are at the door, and they will carry you out as well." 10 And immediately she fell at his feet and breathed her last....

If you cannot predict the immediate death of someone who has lied to the Holy Spirit, you might not be a true apostle.

Acts 13:8-11.....9 But Saul, who was also know as Paul...10...said, "You who are full of all deceit and fraud, you son of the devil, you enemy of all righteousness, will you not cease to make crooked the straight ways of the Lord? 11 Now, behold, the hand of the Lord is upon you, and you will be blind and not see the sun for a time....

If for some unknown reason you lack the ability to temporarily blind a sorcerer, you might not be a true apostle.

Acts 16:16-18 ...a slave-girl having a spirit of divination... 18 But Paul was greatly annoyed, and turned and said to the spirit, "I command you in the name of Jesus Christ to come out of her!" And it came out at that very moment.

If you cannot cast out occult spirits, you might not be a true apostle.

Acts 2:43 Everyone kept feeling a sense of awe, and many wonders and signs were taking place through the apostles.

If you are not capable of performing many signs and wonders, you might not be a true apostle.

THE FACT OF THE MATTER, IS THE APOSTLESHIP CEASED WITH THE DEATH OF THE APOSTLE JOHN 96 AD.

YOU MIGHT NOT BE A TRUE APOSTLE;BECAUSE ALL THE TRUE APOSTLES ARE DEAD!



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Debra She Who Seeks said...

Had a good laugh at the Libertarian mascot and health care! But my fave is the Stairway to Heaven and the Highway to Hell!

jan said...

I think Putin is measuring someone's penis size...not his own.

MarkD60 said...

Happy Monday! Have a good week!

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JACKIESUE said...

oh man..I have poked the wasps nests for sure..they're coming out of the woodwork..interesting conversations though...

jadedj said...

What the fuck?

JACKIESUE said...

yeah, that's what I thought too..picked me up a couple of strange ones..I just go to their blow and have the Goddess bless them..

jadedj said...

HA!

Ol'Buzzard said...

Granny looks like You have been found by the religious idiot fucktards. List them as spam and you won't have to look at their comments.
If there was a heaven my preference would be going to hell - however hell could be eternity with these idiots.
the Ol'Buzzard

JACKIESUE said...

yeah, if the start leaving a zillion comments I will cut them off, but right now they are harmless..plus I enjoy fucking with them.

William Kendall said...

The fucktard Finnell has hit my blog before... and today he did the same to one of the blogs I follow. Sanctimonious assholes like that waste perfectly good oxygen.