I'm a pagan...I'm a liberal..I live in West, Texas..

Friday, January 02, 2015

copied from my facebook..only me sigh*

so as everyone knows that knows me, I did a lot of drinking..lot of drinking and then driving, did a lot of drugs..lived on the edge of danger my entire life..and so how do I almost die? Choke on coke..and no..not that kinda coke..it didn't go down the wrong pipe..it caused me to start coughing and then? my throat just seized up..slammed shut..I was able to take one breath..and that was it..poor Mike and Justin his nephew are freaking out..what to do..I'm trying to get a breath..no dice.tried to breath in then out..nothing...for about 2 minutes (seemed like 10)..I couldn't get air into my lungs..was sealed shut..finally it opened up a little and I could take a breath..tiny ones but enough..started coughing again..and it opened up more..Mike was ready to give me mouth to mouth..which wouldn't have worked cause the air couldn't get in...and because I'm insane..I'm thinking of all the shit and people that could have killed me..I'm going to die of coke..and not even that kind of coke..I had the headlines in my head..Jackie dies of choking on coke..and no...not that kind of coke..serves me right..but I will tell you..I was terrified..I actually thought well this is it..least I'm dying with friends near by..so yes, Jackiesue will be calling Dr. Cujo Monday for this fecking cough..glad I didn't croak, would have missed out on the cabbage and sausage..

9 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Sorry, YDG, the copied text is too light for me to read even if I highlight it to try to darken the letters. Whatever the story is, I'm sure it's a good one though!

jan said...

You should stick to Dublin Dr. Pepper.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Holy moly, glad you're okay! That coca-cola sure did a number on you -- you're wise to get it checked out by a doctor -- I hope everything will be okay!

JACKIESUE said...

it really wasn't the coke..it was just something I drank before my throat decided to spasm after a cough..been coughing for months..I just know that I've been afraid before..but never that scared..I thought I was going to die right in front of one of my best friends and scar him for life..ha

Ol'Buzzard said...

God damn: stick with beer. We need you.
the Ol'Buzzard

Daisy Deadhead said...

Remember, the famous LSD-chemist Owsley died in a regular ole car accident. It seems almost rude, doesn't it?

GLAD YOU ARE STILL WITH US, JackieSue!

JACKIESUE said...

I had some of osley's pure stuff from him his own self..

Intense Guy said...

I hope you are all recovered! That had to be mega-scary!

heartinhand said...

Coke is bad for you. This post proves it.

Also, don't you get a cough every winter?! What the hell? Is it allergies?!