tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post116353681849372996..comments2024-03-27T12:44:06.863-05:00Comments on YELLOWDOG GRANNY: DON'T BE DISAPPOINTED IN ME..BUT I DRANKyellowdoggrannyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14906624317290990109noreply@blogger.comBlogger36125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-1164366515972751572006-11-24T05:08:00.000-06:002006-11-24T05:08:00.000-06:00You write like an old pro!You write like an old pro!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-1163987286070603422006-11-19T19:48:00.000-06:002006-11-19T19:48:00.000-06:00Good luck hun !Good luck hun !domhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07973972502748512905noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-1163853019434836452006-11-18T06:30:00.000-06:002006-11-18T06:30:00.000-06:00hmmm 4 days no post...must be still on that sugar ...hmmm 4 days no post...must be still on that sugar high.<BR/><BR/>and yet another thumb up yer bum.apositivepessimisthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13734568753024328248noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-1163796666334827062006-11-17T14:51:00.000-06:002006-11-17T14:51:00.000-06:00Being the daughter of one of the worst alcoholic e...Being the daughter of one of the worst alcoholic ever to have lived, you had me feeling so bad for you. You teaser!<BR/><BR/>Have a great weekend!pissed off patriciahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08854364015577541981noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-1163790150186092052006-11-17T13:02:00.000-06:002006-11-17T13:02:00.000-06:00byg:ohh, i love being worshiped...dom: thanks...ye...byg:ohh, i love being worshiped...<BR/>dom: thanks...yeah, beer would be ok, but trust me..dr.pepper doesnt want to make you commit suicide the next morning..<BR/>oh my, what do we have here? a bitter yetti?<BR/>jublue:yeah, I know..im a naughty girl..yellowdoggrannyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14906624317290990109noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-1163740498740864652006-11-16T23:14:00.000-06:002006-11-16T23:14:00.000-06:00You had me going there. I was really getting bumme...You had me going there. I was really getting bummed....JBluehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00963391797951125445noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-1163719891881241272006-11-16T17:31:00.000-06:002006-11-16T17:31:00.000-06:00I'll stick to beer , as for all your readers, I th...I'll stick to beer , as for all your readers, I thought for one horrid moment you'd opened a bottled JD rye, Glad you chose the Bigger evil!<BR/><BR/>It gets on my goat when I see FAT people order a 'diet' drink with their supersized meal !<BR/><BR/>I was glad you could be bothered to make your way to my site and comment . I'm so honoured, being as you're so busy reading political shite.domhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07973972502748512905noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-1163705018088716842006-11-16T13:23:00.000-06:002006-11-16T13:23:00.000-06:00See? You have earned my praise and worship. All ...See? You have earned my praise and worship. All hail to JS!BriteYellowGunhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15257516391701573155noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-1163698319101429412006-11-16T11:31:00.000-06:002006-11-16T11:31:00.000-06:00allan:ahh, no worries about me drinking again..i l...allan:ahh, no worries about me drinking again..i like being sober too much..<BR/>rubyrocks: hm...suing dr.pepper.? nah...no way...<BR/>apos: haha...thumb up your bum too.<BR/>josh: sugary prolapse?..er...uh...ah..ohhhhhhhhkay..<BR/>suz: leave it to you to know about a sugary prolapse..and josh...how the hell did you learn about sugary prolapse..i have a whole new admiration for the both of you...prolapse indeed..<BR/>yeah...snatch...<BR/>old lady: sorry...like nit wit says..'I'm evil'...yellowdoggrannyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14906624317290990109noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-1163682558546261972006-11-16T07:09:00.000-06:002006-11-16T07:09:00.000-06:00thanks for the early morning heart stopper!thanks for the early morning heart stopper!Ol' Ladyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02278147631180576039noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-1163666934853531252006-11-16T02:48:00.001-06:002006-11-16T02:48:00.001-06:00P.S. I have some snatch for you over on my blog.P.S. I have some snatch for you over on my blog.Beansidhehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03007415578611265832noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-1163666899220982812006-11-16T02:48:00.000-06:002006-11-16T02:48:00.000-06:00Speaking of sugary prolapses *twitch* Apparently t...Speaking of sugary prolapses *twitch* Apparently that's how you fix a sheeps prolapsed uterus - with sugar. My in-laws are sheep farmers (form an orderly queue for the sheep-shagging jokes please) and frequently after birthing lambs, sheep have prolapsed uterus (what's the plural of uterus by the way?....uterii??) and you sprinkle sugar on the offending organ which shrinks it somewhat and then it can easily (?) be pushed back inside the ewe. Just thought that might be a helpful snippet of info. You've no idea how hard it is to get sheeps uterus's into conversation these days - thanks for the lead in Josh ;)Beansidhehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03007415578611265832noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-1163644439917283302006-11-15T20:33:00.000-06:002006-11-15T20:33:00.000-06:00Just when I was getting ready to be all shocked an...Just when I was getting ready to be all shocked and offer encouragement and shit... it was the old "soda switcheroo" at the end. Bad Jackie Sue!<BR/><BR/>And to add to an earlier commenter, I think a sugary relapse is still better than a sugary prolapse.<BR/><BR/>Cheers!Joshhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11593919501489083378noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-1163641399442964102006-11-15T19:43:00.000-06:002006-11-15T19:43:00.000-06:00heh heh...bloody thing you are, my eyebrows shot u...heh heh...bloody thing you are, my eyebrows shot up so far when I started reading that. I was thinking damn what ELSE has happened to bring the booze on. heh.<BR/><BR/>thumb up yer bum.apositivepessimisthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13734568753024328248noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-1163637675648868852006-11-15T18:41:00.000-06:002006-11-15T18:41:00.000-06:00maybe you can hire a new york lawyer and sue dr pe...maybe you can hire a new york lawyer and sue dr pepper. if some idiot can sue for spilling hot coffee, you should be able to sue for the lure of dr pepper.<BR/><BR/>it was real hard not to ascribe an ethnicity to the lawyer.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-1163629454598430862006-11-15T16:24:00.000-06:002006-11-15T16:24:00.000-06:00Nice 'O.Henry-esque' ending. I wasn't really that ...Nice 'O.Henry-esque' ending. I wasn't really that worried though- even it was for real, I know you could get back on top and stomp the demons down. <BR/>My late, maternal Grandma was a diabetic recovered alkie, and she only got drunk once in the 24 years that I knew her. We had a good time that night, then she went right back on the wagon. No shame, no blame, no guilt.Allanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00419026498128315319noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-1163620150518611642006-11-15T13:49:00.000-06:002006-11-15T13:49:00.000-06:00big pissy: im sorry...it started out as a spark an...big pissy: im sorry...it started out as a spark and ened up being a lark...heehee<BR/>nitwit: oh yes, licked clean bowl and sucked dry ...<BR/>(im sure there is a dirty joke in there someplace)<BR/>carina: babs said if i really drank i wouldnt mention it..but i would...it's my nature..<BR/>junebugg: ohhh honey buns...get thee behind my fat thighs satan..yellowdoggrannyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14906624317290990109noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-1163602593779245032006-11-15T08:56:00.000-06:002006-11-15T08:56:00.000-06:00I know exactly what ya mean. I ate one of those BI...I know exactly what ya mean. I ate one of those BIG Honey Buns from the snack machine yesterday {hangs head in shame and scuffles foot}<BR/><BR/>BUT DAMN IT WAS GOOD!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-1163596486351814182006-11-15T07:14:00.000-06:002006-11-15T07:14:00.000-06:00Priceless!!!I was reading that and until I got to ...Priceless!!!<BR/>I was reading that and until I got to the last sentence, I'm thinking awww JS, stop beating yourself up....<BR/>Dr Pepper. *snort*<BR/>Bad bad girl. LOL!Carinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10641832412652760842noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-1163576850225783652006-11-15T01:47:00.000-06:002006-11-15T01:47:00.000-06:00An Empty bowl of Blue Bell And Dr. Pepper bottle y...An Empty bowl of Blue Bell And Dr. Pepper bottle you mean. Whata way to go!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-1163566321541142002006-11-14T22:52:00.000-06:002006-11-14T22:52:00.000-06:00You really had me going there!Now behave yourself!...You really had me going there!<BR/><BR/>Now behave yourself! ;-)Big Pissyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11024226667518288383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-1163565171938772712006-11-14T22:32:00.000-06:002006-11-14T22:32:00.000-06:00cherlee: i wont drink diet dr. pepper, i will drin...cherlee: i wont drink diet dr. pepper, i will drink diet canada dry or diet coke..but dr.pepper only the real thing will do.'<BR/>tina: can go 15 years with no booze, but cant make 2 months with out a regular dr.pepper..<BR/>pixie: nit wit's right...i'm evil..<BR/>sue:goddess bless dr.pepper..<BR/>babs:dp anonymous...sucks.hi, my name is jackie...im a drpepperholic..next thing you know they will be checking me into betty ford..<BR/>brad:yup..had a relapse<BR/>mimi: i am going to buy a case of dublin dr. pepper and just send eveyone a bottle..<BR/>lauren:well, it'll be the drpepper dragon as i already have the booze dragon whipped...no worry about me every drinking again...<BR/>autumn:im sorry..i couldnt resist<BR/>nancy:yeah, if i know im going to croak..i want to croak with a bowl of blue bell in one hand and a drpepper in the other.yellowdoggrannyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14906624317290990109noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-1163564417801887662006-11-14T22:20:00.000-06:002006-11-14T22:20:00.000-06:00I just asked Bruce if a diabetic wanted to commit ...I just asked Bruce if a diabetic wanted to commit suicde how would she do it? He said she? I said yes, she. He said I dunno, how? She would go into the cupboard and get that can of chocolate frosting out and eat it. Yes, it's in the cupboard and I can't stop thinking about it....I just don't want to die right now in this moment, maybe tomorrow. :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-1163562340414936392006-11-14T21:45:00.000-06:002006-11-14T21:45:00.000-06:00Shame on you *giggle^Shame on you *giggle^Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-1163561847821839102006-11-14T21:37:00.000-06:002006-11-14T21:37:00.000-06:00You can only slay one dragon at a time Sweetie. . ...You can only slay one dragon at a time Sweetie. . .Laurenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14692099511551687584noreply@blogger.com