tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post2736675389513506976..comments2024-03-27T12:44:06.863-05:00Comments on YELLOWDOG GRANNY: CHRISTIANS..gotta love 'emyellowdoggrannyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14906624317290990109noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-58820658951014451262008-06-26T04:50:00.000-05:002008-06-26T04:50:00.000-05:00My kind of fucking church!I have a far stupider jo...My kind of fucking church!<BR/><BR/>I have a far stupider joke.<BR/>The pastor's wife goes to the butcher shop and asks what the daily special is. The butcher says "it's the Damn Ham."<BR/>"Shame on you, Butcher, you shouldn't be talking that way to the pastor's wife," she says.<BR/>"But that's really what it's called," says the butcher. "And it's really good."<BR/>So the pastor's wife buys some.<BR/>While she is cooking it, the pastor comes in.<BR/>"What's for dinner, Dear?" he says.<BR/>"Damn ham," she says.<BR/>"I'm shocked that you of all people would swear at a man of God," he says.<BR/>"I'm not. That's what it's called," she says. "And the butcher says it's really good."<BR/>The family is sitting down to dinner. The pastor takes a bite of the Damn Ham. It's so good that he eats it in a couple of bites.<BR/>"That really is good!" he says. "Honey, will you pass me some more Damn Ham?"<BR/>"Well, hell, Pop, if we're going to cut loose, why don't you pass the fucking potatoes?" says the pastor's son.<BR/><BR/>Yeah...I know.Cie Cheesemeisterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14871507564733240927noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-34612437346959012552008-06-24T12:41:00.000-05:002008-06-24T12:41:00.000-05:00lol... only you!lol... only you!AngelConradiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09423318903817661244noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-6778322409639792332008-06-24T10:05:00.000-05:002008-06-24T10:05:00.000-05:00Never, in my entire life on this Earth, have I eve...Never, in my entire life on this Earth, have I ever heard anything so true.<BR/><BR/>Sad...but true.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-17223355589306356732008-06-23T20:19:00.000-05:002008-06-23T20:19:00.000-05:00woozie: Can you say TAX DODGE?josh: Beavis would h...woozie: Can you say TAX DODGE?<BR/>josh: Beavis would have said "What a dumbass." to that remark, and I'd be hard-pressed to refute him.TheWayfarerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15074292938877766871noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-29635778244003543812008-06-23T18:47:00.000-05:002008-06-23T18:47:00.000-05:00If the bitch was giving him a hard-on, it would ha...If the bitch was giving him a hard-on, it would have been even better for the pastor.Anne Johnsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18083739996560380258noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-5386055332643184002008-06-23T15:17:00.000-05:002008-06-23T15:17:00.000-05:00I love this joke. Thanks for the laugh. I needed i...I love this joke. Thanks for the laugh. I needed it after the day I'm having.Travis Erwinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09420879160702098979noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-70380313278026338612008-06-22T22:23:00.000-05:002008-06-22T22:23:00.000-05:00nitwit:when it comes to money, no one is beyond ki...nitwit:when it comes to money, no one is beyond kissing ass for it...<BR/>rudegirl:yeah, scary how close to the truth it is..<BR/>sage:do like boy about town does. he copies them and hangs them above his desk..or he says he does..hahah<BR/>rox:another reason why I'm a pagan...money?...we don't need no stinking money..<BR/>bigpissy:yeah, it's old, but still funny..<BR/>billy:or a politician..<BR/>ted:glad you got a laugh out of it..<BR/>sling:i know..it's just so....smooth...ha<BR/>jan:yah, money talks bullshit walks..<BR/>doralong:sad but true..<BR/>mcraven:yeah, it's a great joke to tell..ha..<BR/>bigtex:well, don't know about that..but probably..<BR/>woozie;i'm not sure, but makes a better joke than $500 ..<BR/>josh;well, as least we'll be saved..yellowdoggrannyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14906624317290990109noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-92055876804416826812008-06-22T22:10:00.000-05:002008-06-22T22:10:00.000-05:00This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.BBChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15323188240580782454noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-25586261556127378542008-06-22T18:34:00.000-05:002008-06-22T18:34:00.000-05:00The free market will SAVE US ALL! :PThe free market will SAVE US ALL! :PJoshhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11593919501489083378noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-47336573952687934302008-06-22T17:25:00.000-05:002008-06-22T17:25:00.000-05:00Why would he want to get rid of two hundred millio...Why would he want to get rid of two hundred million dollars?Wooziehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11637072916156389703noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-21338473993942977512008-06-22T14:27:00.000-05:002008-06-22T14:27:00.000-05:00Funny because it's true. Even funnier because tha...Funny because it's true. Even funnier because that's how most Baptists talk when they're not in church.Big Texhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13743787597827689808noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-34246350500652012832008-06-22T10:27:00.000-05:002008-06-22T10:27:00.000-05:00Ain't it the truth..Ain't it the truth..Doralonghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08529026755912430796noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-66980746708799261282008-06-22T04:10:00.000-05:002008-06-22T04:10:00.000-05:00hahahaha I can hear your voice and Texas accent as...hahahaha I can hear your voice and Texas accent as you tall that joke! I love you. :)McRavenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10143065571035600297noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-11736524631303964362008-06-21T22:31:00.000-05:002008-06-21T22:31:00.000-05:00The university in our town accepted a lot of money...The university in our town accepted a lot of money from a man who was beneath their linguistic expectations until he got out his checkbook. Now there is a wing of a building named for him. Universities can be whores too.Janhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07145008534811435024noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-70503894080274842702008-06-21T20:25:00.000-05:002008-06-21T20:25:00.000-05:00Oh God, that's funny!Unfortunately, it's also very...Oh God, that's funny!<BR/>Unfortunately, it's also very accurate.<BR/>I've stated repeatedly that religion is AT BEST a business that offers its services for hire. It goes downhill from there to mind control and various coercive/manipulative stages of spiritual bribery and tyranny.<BR/>It has nothing to do with the Word of God, or the God who authored it, all Funny-mentalist claims to the contrary notwithstanding.<BR/>My favorite Democrat said it best: "Religion is for people who are too lazy t' believe the Bible." - Will Rogers.<BR/><BR/>"As scarce as truth is, the supply will always be in excess of the demand."<BR/>-Josh BillingsTheWayfarerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15074292938877766871noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-49893178361818663792008-06-21T20:08:00.000-05:002008-06-21T20:08:00.000-05:00i think a rabbi would so the same.i think a rabbi would so the same.billy pilgrimhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00128876723713271131noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-86986742045872628782008-06-21T19:09:00.000-05:002008-06-21T19:09:00.000-05:00I've seen this before...still makes me laugh every...I've seen this before...still makes me laugh every time I see it. ;-)Big Pissyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11024226667518288383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-79380629928883278972008-06-21T17:48:00.000-05:002008-06-21T17:48:00.000-05:00This is why I'm a heathen!-RoxThis is why I'm a heathen!<BR/>-RoxAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-60291338140083308782008-06-21T17:19:00.000-05:002008-06-21T17:19:00.000-05:00So true. that is a good laugh. I wish I could rem...So true. that is a good laugh. I wish I could remember these jokes so I could say them out loud.sagewebhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06818567803401688931noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-25464421130882086542008-06-21T17:11:00.000-05:002008-06-21T17:11:00.000-05:00Very funny, but unfortunately, also very true! Did...Very funny, but unfortunately, also very true! Didn't you know you can buy your way into heaven, and most churches are more than happy to help you get there...for the right price!Heidihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00547648198382116917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-88599515200534309612008-06-21T17:00:00.000-05:002008-06-21T17:00:00.000-05:00Funny how a prospect of financial gain will change...Funny how a prospect of financial gain will change those convictions in a hurry. It's the only thing that religion and big business have in common.Nit Withttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13238973729232533340noreply@blogger.com