tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post4534299936658912365..comments2024-03-27T12:44:06.863-05:00Comments on YELLOWDOG GRANNY: ASK THE GODDESSyellowdoggrannyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14906624317290990109noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-11965986343711447782009-10-11T21:03:19.668-05:002009-10-11T21:03:19.668-05:00Intense Guy:
Never liked that wording my self. Kin...Intense Guy:<br />Never liked that wording my self. Kind of stupid to blame God(ess) for what's largely the consequences of human stupidity and carelessness.<br />Pure asinine.TheWayfarerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15074292938877766871noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-42545289721384155102009-10-10T12:07:13.397-05:002009-10-10T12:07:13.397-05:00Hi Goddess.Hi Goddess.joyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12341664136127371372noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-18324983442300808052009-10-09T17:07:51.524-05:002009-10-09T17:07:51.524-05:00Goddess: How the hell, in this country, you can pu...Goddess: How the hell, in this country, you can put "act of god" into a legal contract and get away with it??<br /><br />If you can't even prove God exists, how do you prove it was his/her "act" that caused the damage in a court of law??!?Intense Guyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08441598926026727682noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-59356068708781346372009-10-09T11:33:02.395-05:002009-10-09T11:33:02.395-05:00dear goddess
does the dalai lama ever wear levis ...dear goddess<br /><br />does the dalai lama ever wear levis and a t-shirt when he watches tv? surely he doesn't have to wear that dress all the time.billy pilgrimhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00128876723713271131noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-3486948788464725122009-10-09T09:28:04.000-05:002009-10-09T09:28:04.000-05:00Was thinking about You just the other day!
How do ...Was thinking about You just the other day!<br />How do I patch things up with YdG & me? She don't know how much she means 2 me, and her rants and raves are THE BEST.<br />BTW, could you gently persuade TOM to make Autumn last a bit longer than two weeks in Indiana?<br />Thanks!!TheWayfarerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15074292938877766871noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-66880104218392133102009-10-09T00:02:46.119-05:002009-10-09T00:02:46.119-05:00Yellowdog says you're in a snit. My question i...Yellowdog says you're in a snit. My question is not why, but what took you so fucking long?<br /><br />Also, can you give me winning lottery numbers for Saturday? Thanks.Rainwolfhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07483039148960056610noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-84175390165517708572009-10-08T21:33:57.573-05:002009-10-08T21:33:57.573-05:00How do babies know the exact moment you have just ...How do babies know the exact moment you have just put on a clean shirt and don't have a "Slobber Cloth" handy?The Future Was Yesterdayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06515544130113138363noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-73232599145404345612009-10-08T20:38:47.676-05:002009-10-08T20:38:47.676-05:00Sooner here again,
Dear Goddess,
Just one other ...Sooner here again,<br /><br />Dear Goddess,<br /><br />Just one other question, please.<br /><br />Why are we TRULY bombing the moon?<br /><br />The ice theory is too simple, there better be a better damn reason. Is it aliens, oil,.. cheese?<br /><br />Your vast wisdom is all encompassing and ageless. Once again, I plead, why?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-88020165755918835372009-10-08T19:21:07.419-05:002009-10-08T19:21:07.419-05:00Huummm....my requests seem a bit selfish....I want...Huummm....my requests seem a bit selfish....I want, I want, I want.<br /><br />so let me revise my request....when we we have world peace?rosemaryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03300107116527320425noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-3810255957336343822009-10-08T13:57:32.855-05:002009-10-08T13:57:32.855-05:00Sooner here,
Dear Goddess, my question will be st...Sooner here,<br /><br />Dear Goddess, my question will be stripped down to the fundamental root of thought.<br /> <br />Most questions begin with What, If, Can, Does, Should, Could... endless tangents of our philosophy.<br /> <br />But it allways boils down to the one word of mystery. So Goddess, WHY?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-76035235007881133892009-10-08T12:27:58.295-05:002009-10-08T12:27:58.295-05:00Dear Goddess,
Who put the bomp in the bomp-shu-wo...Dear Goddess,<br /><br />Who put the bomp in the bomp-shu-wop?<br /><br />Who put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong?<br /><br />And who put the snow on my ground? Do they not know how early it is on earth?Roxnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-26516799941097790932009-10-08T11:25:22.287-05:002009-10-08T11:25:22.287-05:00Dear Goddess,
As the lone Aries surrounded by a b...Dear Goddess,<br /><br />As the lone Aries surrounded by a bunch of whiny Virgos I need your help. I am tired of being told that I am too straightforward and aggressive and that I don't finish things. What's the point of subtly? The people that I'm dating don't seem to mind. And I do finish stuff. I mean as long as it doesn't drag on forever and ever. Would you help these Virgos understand and let me be the impulsive fire sign that I am? If you want to bip a few that would be okay. Thanks.<br /><br />P.S. If you have a village you want sacked, I'm your man.Kennoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-72429231218113477192009-10-08T10:19:19.372-05:002009-10-08T10:19:19.372-05:00Goddess:
Can you bring some sunshine into YDG'...Goddess:<br /><br />Can you bring some sunshine into YDG's life soon, perhaps in the form of a friendly but lonely pit bull (without or without handsome male owner)?<br /><br />Can you tell me why people actually but snuggies for their dogs? Is this brainless condition permanent or is there actually (even the smallest bit of) hope for mankind?<br /><br />Could you tell me how I can enjoy some Reese's peanut butter cups - without worrying about the damn sugar levels and having the guilt?<br /><br />*humbly offers up a huge tray of freshly cooked bacon as an offering*Intense Guyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08441598926026727682noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-75803707777239282702009-10-08T10:18:03.184-05:002009-10-08T10:18:03.184-05:00Will Mr Oreo still be with us for christmas, we...Will Mr Oreo still be with us for christmas, we'd really like to find him a home as he has been in rescue for a year now and with us since March. He is such a good dog, but there are so many other dogs that could benefit from our help beyond just needing a place to squat. Did I mention that I also wanted a cat?Wendyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09930734061734704276noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-32321838459814975072009-10-08T09:55:25.886-05:002009-10-08T09:55:25.886-05:00Dear Goddess,
Are we arrogant jerks for bombing th...Dear Goddess,<br />Are we arrogant jerks for bombing the moon with a missile? <br />xoGruvkittyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15667411138724801816noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-48690330086820436202009-10-08T01:18:49.941-05:002009-10-08T01:18:49.941-05:00Dear Goddess:
Of all the horror movies, which is ...Dear Goddess:<br /><br />Of all the horror movies, which is your favorite? Why?Buzzardbillyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02755522048417416544noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-58944942658284564712009-10-07T23:53:33.032-05:002009-10-07T23:53:33.032-05:00Hey Goddess. How they hangin?
I feel like I've...Hey Goddess. How they hangin?<br />I feel like I've seen you sometime in the past.<br />I keep having a recurring dream where I'm approaching a place that is too beautiful to describe with the sounds of a great party. On the other hand I hear crying and other sounds of grief coming from behind me. There is a gate and I hear a voice saying Oh Shit look who's coming! Then the gate slams shut and I find myself back in my body hooked up to all sorts of machines while my whole family stands around me still making all the noise I heard behind me.<br /><br />My question is, Who was the joker who slammed the gate? sounds like one of your relatives to me.Nit Withttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13238973729232533340noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-75532020850127464232009-10-07T23:25:54.901-05:002009-10-07T23:25:54.901-05:00Goddess, is swine flu bacon's revenge?Goddess, is swine flu bacon's revenge?Debra She Who Seekshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01845703092794695023noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-3095170307370061482009-10-07T22:49:52.547-05:002009-10-07T22:49:52.547-05:00Dear All-Knowing Goddess:
We have been looking ...Dear All-Knowing Goddess: <br /><br />We have been looking longingly at perhaps adding a new furry addition to our family since losing our beloved Tobin a year ago. Problem is, the Bear wants a big dog, and I would love a beagle. How to make the decision... toss a coin? <br />xotsduffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06457805824149563737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-42114347400086401302009-10-07T21:14:29.321-05:002009-10-07T21:14:29.321-05:00Dearest Goddess,
OUr new little addition to the fa...Dearest Goddess,<br />OUr new little addition to the family, Sister Bitch, is being awfully bitchy towards Homer, will she ever settle down?sagewebhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06818567803401688931noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-32197115757616813682009-10-07T18:57:26.660-05:002009-10-07T18:57:26.660-05:00Dear Goddess, 1. Can you cast a spell or hypnotize...Dear Goddess, 1. Can you cast a spell or hypnotize Steve so he will start picking up after himself? He was traveling for 2 weeks and came home thinking he was still in a hotel. I am not the maid. 2. Can you make my hair grow faster? I'm thinking of letting it grow for the winter, but if it looks like crap I don't want to be driving to some butcher of a stylist in the snow...and there isn't any snow right now. 3. Can you make Steve's computer constantly show a picture of the counter top I want and not the cheesy one he wants? If he sees mine often enough he might change his mind. last: Can you make the news people stop talking about Michael Jackson and those assjerks Jon and Kate? I hope you will be back soon because problems are stacking up and I will need your astute advice again soon. Thank you Goddess.rosemaryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03300107116527320425noreply@blogger.com