tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post4572802371895510841..comments2024-03-27T12:44:06.863-05:00Comments on YELLOWDOG GRANNY: DOCTORS AND NURSES OH MYyellowdoggrannyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14906624317290990109noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-23200403457580212172009-07-28T11:38:05.487-05:002009-07-28T11:38:05.487-05:00"Trust me: Eversince bacon hit $3/# around he..."Trust me: Eversince bacon hit $3/# around here, it's been REAL fuckin' easy to give up!"<br /><br />Ted Amadeus (from the non-secure work computer that gave my Blogger account the shits.)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-48792040453722095652009-07-27T12:17:31.790-05:002009-07-27T12:17:31.790-05:00"he'd probably put that shoe horn looking..."he'd probably put that shoe horn looking thing in wrong and I'd end up walking funny"<br /><br />hot damn Jackisue it's comments like this that makes us love you!Rocky (Racquel)https://www.blogger.com/profile/08799072270292304491noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-13873437725291847602009-07-26T14:20:27.124-05:002009-07-26T14:20:27.124-05:00sling:there is nothing better than a good shit.
bu...sling:there is nothing better than a good shit.<br />buddha:i have to take care of me..no one else will volunteer for the job.man..i miss baaaaaaaacon.<br />billy;yes i do remember that show..and stood up and applauded when he said that..<br />or as i said :'NO SHIT'...yellowdoggrannyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14906624317290990109noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-75502734531565302292009-07-26T10:52:06.684-05:002009-07-26T10:52:06.684-05:00did you see the sopranos when dr melfi told tony t...did you see the sopranos when dr melfi told tony they made an important breakthrough and tony said:<br /><br />"i'd rather take a good shit"billy pilgrimhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00128876723713271131noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-83334434164041572522009-07-25T20:58:06.367-05:002009-07-25T20:58:06.367-05:00Oh this is VERY GOOD STUFF!
I had to do the shit ...Oh this is VERY GOOD STUFF!<br /><br />I had to do the shit duty with Butter several times - the popsicle stick thing was just so USELESS. I had to do THREE different samples - on plain, one mixed with some lotion looking stuff, and one with lotion stuff AND in the fridge. <br /><br />Then they made me do it AGAIN because one of the lotion things leaked. Hello? Make some better packaging people. Touching shit of any kind just icks me out. Making me do it twice and charging me a copay each time just makes me cranky.<br /><br />This may be TMI, but I let my nurse practioner lady do my who-hah and boobie exam every year. Until I'm pregnant again, I can't be bothered to beg for an appointment with an OBGYN.<br /><br />Take care of YOU! I don't know what I'd do without you.<br /><br />(Bacon? I'll eat your share this week. I'm a giver like that.)So Not Wishy Washyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06296994148042933571noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-90734629402066594382009-07-25T15:32:43.605-05:002009-07-25T15:32:43.605-05:00I have faith in your ability to bite the bullet,an...I have faith in your ability to bite the bullet,and give up bacon for a good cause!(The pleasure of taking a good shit)..Slinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12156315627331213427noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-58847217383567198332009-07-25T14:06:35.389-05:002009-07-25T14:06:35.389-05:00sage:and the refer is full of bacon and chirizzo, ...sage:and the refer is full of bacon and chirizzo, and sausage..arghgh.<br />it doesn't matter to me the sex so much as ive just never had to have dr e. look up my wahoo..and i know i'll giggle..<br />debra:baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacon..<br />jan:i'd rather have baaaaaaaaaaacon that chocolate.<br />intense:i know its for a better good, but still im too old to suffer for baaaaaacon.<br />rox:me too..and now that im not working i dont keep regular hours and that is part of the problem.<br />tofu?...you've got to be fucking kidding me..<br />I'm from texas sweety..texans dont do tofu..<br />intenseguy:tofu?...makes good wallpaper paste.<br />bigpissy:i admit when i go to the counter to sign in i am always greeted with big grins..and howdys.ha<br />pom:truth is always funny.<br />ted:eat everything off a pig except his feet and his dick.<br />billy: i take it and fish oil..not helping.yellowdoggrannyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14906624317290990109noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-19151895055579165752009-07-25T10:25:04.886-05:002009-07-25T10:25:04.886-05:00ground flax is excellent for keeping you regular, ...ground flax is excellent for keeping you regular, full of omega 3's too.<br /><br />i'd cheat on the chocolate but make up for it by swearing off bacon for the rest of my life.billy pilgrimhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00128876723713271131noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-39160189671048509052009-07-25T06:53:20.270-05:002009-07-25T06:53:20.270-05:00We came close to the cliff's edge of Too Much ...We came close to the cliff's edge of Too Much Information, but stepped away.<br />I'd die wit'out mah pig!<br />And mah choc'late!!TheWayfarerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15074292938877766871noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-34250996093781698062009-07-24T21:25:32.142-05:002009-07-24T21:25:32.142-05:00"Wish my ass ran like my nose" LMAO!!!!!..."Wish my ass ran like my nose" LMAO!!!!! (it's funny cuz it's true for me too)Pomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12294207351440999597noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-90230047089403438522009-07-24T21:19:08.000-05:002009-07-24T21:19:08.000-05:00I'll bet they LOVE it when you come in.
You&#...I'll bet they LOVE it when you come in.<br /><br />You're always so entertaining! :)Big Pissyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11024226667518288383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-13357524841234374022009-07-24T18:06:21.208-05:002009-07-24T18:06:21.208-05:00Ut oh... hit the deck guys.. someone said ... Tofu...Ut oh... hit the deck guys.. someone said ... Tofu.Intense Guyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08441598926026727682noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-4976548817694690022009-07-24T17:45:56.286-05:002009-07-24T17:45:56.286-05:00I am more regular when I eat at the same time ever...I am more regular when I eat at the same time every day. I haven't pooped right since school got out and we've been sleeping in.<br /><br />Try some ground turkery! It makes great burgers as long as you don't put egg or anything in it. Have you ever tried Tofu? It tastes like shit the first time, but once you get used to it, it's a good meat replacement.<br />(Going off to wait for the "Tofu? Are you fucking kidding me?!" email...)Roxnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-51579207201464701022009-07-24T16:52:43.366-05:002009-07-24T16:52:43.366-05:00How is being constipated like a math problem? Bot...How is being constipated like a math problem? Both can be worked out with a pencil.<br /><br />I'm glad most things are covered now - and some poking and prodding now will save you some cutting and sewing later. So the bacon is a "cheap" sacrifice even if its not an easy one.Intense Guyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08441598926026727682noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-41264069731954706922009-07-24T16:40:41.188-05:002009-07-24T16:40:41.188-05:00Bacon I can live without, but giving up chocolate....Bacon I can live without, but giving up chocolate...dark chocolate, that would be like death. <br /><br />I read an interesting study about mice kept skinny live a lot longer than mice enjoying life. maybe it just seemed longer for the hungry mice.Janhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07145008534811435024noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-25126749878025161312009-07-24T16:22:41.887-05:002009-07-24T16:22:41.887-05:00I feel your pain. I love bacon too.I feel your pain. I love bacon too.Debra She Who Seekshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01845703092794695023noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-15399971172703359472009-07-24T16:22:37.398-05:002009-07-24T16:22:37.398-05:00Oh how will you live without bacon.
I think it i...Oh how will you live without bacon. <br />I think it is better to have a woman look up your hole than a man..just my opinion.sagewebhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06818567803401688931noreply@blogger.com