I'm a liberal pagan living in West, Texas. Yes. That West, Texas.

Sunday, April 23, 2006

.......I MISS SOONER.......

Where for art thou..Soonerboy? I know things have been topsy turvey my son...but that isn't important..what IS important is the flocks, herds, and murders of fans who love and miss you..We miss Sooner's Bar and Grill, we miss your slanted outlook in our lives..we miss the sweet tales of Hannah Banana and the peeing puppy.Rocky asked about you this morning..said "hey, where's that asshole Sooner?"...I am sure you would have some terrific advice to give Babs on how to handle BB Boy.(that is if she would take it.hehe)I know I could use your input on how to deal with the slammed doors in my face while out stomping for Kinky..I know standing there on their porch screaming "yea..well, fuck you, you ignorant, Bible thumping, born again,evangelican Christian, Bush loving,Rebulican, peices of shit."... is not the way to go.Denise needs your thoughts on some store asking a woman not to breast feed on their property.. Nit wit needs an idea of what to post on the other side so he can get thrown out...I know you have a few ideas there...Leo's up to his ass in tree limbs, byg needs you to drop by and make him laugh and snort...we have a new crew of old crew arriving that need direction and shelter from the storm...
So what I'm trying to say here little buddy..is COME HOME...WE NEED YOU..WE MISS YOU...THINGS JUST AIN'T BEEN THE SAME SINCE YOU BEEN GONE...(there is a song in there someplace)....I am so lonely here ....come home .....come home...come home...your udder mudder..jackiesue

10 comments:

soonerfan78 said...

I am home when I am here. I have linked you to Dom's new site as per his request, he is a cool dude.
I want to thank you for just being your wonderful self, I am coming to your neck of the woods June 12'th through the 16'th with my mom and step-dad and the Hanster, and if it hairlips Good Hair we will sit in West and drink an ice cold Dublin Dr. Pepper and laugh til we spot ourselves. I will be in Belton but I WILL see you. It is destiny, fuck me til I suck Mack Brown's little cheeto dick. Love ya, jo boy.

apositivepessimist said...

okay well i guess you see soonie is back...did he go somewhere?

the cone is the bowl connected to the bong. when participating of it it’s called “having a cone”.

apositivepessimist said...

many terms for it all huh. some the same, some not.

now i can only dream of cones. blah.

Nit Wit said...

See, Sooners still around. I will have to mark June 12th in red. I figure that when you two get together something major is bound to happen to civilation. I'm on vacation at that time so I have to remember to stay indoors and stock up on emergency supplies. Gotta find a way to comemarate that meeting.

Cassandra said...

Sooner rocks!!
I can't seem to publish a post this morning. Let's see if comments work!

Denise said...

Suuuueeeee! Oh, wait...that's how Tom Cruise calls his kid.

hehehe...there's Sooner! I knew he couldn't stay away from us.....he wubs us wif all his hart.

BriteYellowGun said...

Sounds like a pilgrimage to West needs to be made on June 12. Party time!

Unknown said...

Howdy Sooner! Damn, Wish I could come and visit then. Sounds like all kinds of interesting goings on will be happening!

Michele said...

Enjoy your writings,you're in my favorites.

Linda said...

We all need to petition Sooner to see if he will open up Sooner's again and let the good times roll. We should all make the pilgrimage to West for the reunion, have a party and help you stomp for Kinky! :D