Saturday, January 13, 2007

...........OOPS........

Do you know how embarrasing it is to think that you are alone in the library and let one of those squeeky little oozer farts loose and then realize that there is someone in the stacks looking for books...?...do ya.????.huh.???..do ya.????.
fuck..
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18 comments:

  1. yellowdoggrannySat Jan 13, 12:11:00 PM CST

    my face is sooooo red...

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  2. AnonymousSat Jan 13, 02:21:00 PM CST

    Well, er, that does sound awful. And, yep - I think I've done something like that before :-D

    Say, I really like your mother earth picture on your sidebar. May I use it sometime?

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  3. AnonymousSat Jan 13, 03:46:00 PM CST

    I have been in a similar situation before, but I just looked at the other person as if they did it...

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  4. AnonymousSat Jan 13, 08:24:00 PM CST

    If your face is red just think of what the smell is doing to the library visitor. Henrietta might bar you from the library if she gets wind of it.
    Sorry that was bad...

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  5. JBlueSun Jan 14, 09:12:00 AM CST

    No, but I'm sure Mr. Pink does....

    Anonymous, for God's sake!

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  6. AnonymousSun Jan 14, 10:04:00 AM CST

    where ever you may be

    let the wind blow free

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  7. AnonymousSun Jan 14, 10:22:00 AM CST

    I do this at Walmart and no one even bats an eye lash. :)

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  8. apositivepessimistSun Jan 14, 11:24:00 AM CST

    Granny farts can be deadly!

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  9. AnonymousSun Jan 14, 03:46:00 PM CST

    It must have been the deviled eggs.

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  10. AnonymousSun Jan 14, 08:04:00 PM CST

    I've done it too. Every once in a while, one just slips by. . . Welcome to being human. . . I just blame it on barking spiders. . . .

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  11. AnonymousSun Jan 14, 11:30:00 PM CST

    Must be all that library dust, LOL!

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  12. AnonymousSun Jan 14, 11:43:00 PM CST

    my husband takes full credit and pride too. his fave is doing it in an elevator and giggling like a school boy.

    m

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  13. AnonymousMon Jan 15, 12:08:00 AM CST

    Don't be embarassed..they were hiding in the stacks so they could cut one.

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  14. AnonymousMon Jan 15, 11:49:00 AM CST

    Stack person should have ripped a little one off, just to make you feel better, I know I would have.

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  15. Mouthy GirlMon Jan 15, 04:20:00 PM CST

    Jamie named her cat Twat????? Classic! Fucking classic!

    Glad the apartment is going well! I want pics! And email me the new addy, punk!

    As for the farting? My friend farted in the FACE of one of her students last year. IN HER FACE. It was not only stinky but also audible. I almost pissed my own pants when she told me!

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  16. CassandraMon Jan 15, 09:05:00 PM CST

    You can threaten them with bigger farts next time!

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  17. yellowdoggrannyMon Jan 15, 10:09:00 PM CST

    tsduff:yes, you can surely use the mother earth...either one of them...the goddess likes to get around...
    ol lady: well, if i knew the person it probably wouldnt have bothered me at all...but dont have a clue who the old guy was..bet he remembers me...doh..
    nitwit:yeah, henrietta is looking for a reason to toss me out on my farting ass anyhow..ha..i love your little 'pun'...
    anon:you are going to make me go back to using verifacation..you asshole...

    jblue: ahhh..you never farted in public?...yeah, right..ha
    rubybites:ahhh longfellow...
    nancy: at walmart..who would notice?


    apos: my granny farts are pretty lethal...it's all the meat, cheese and veggies...

    josh: you know ..you might be right...the deviled eggs made me do it..
    mimi: yeah, guys do it and just blame it on the dog..
    lauren: oh man..barking spiders..i love that one..
    cyberoutlaw:nope josh is right ..it's the deviled eggs..
    molly: yeah, my oldest son used to fart in the elevator, get out and then send it up to me..i would get on elevator and gag...

    sling: yah, maybe he was farting away in there..

    tex: that's cause your a true friend...
    buddhagirl:yup..twat the cat...haha
    that's my girl..
    babs: who needs bigger ones..need smellier ones..

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