I'm a liberal pagan living in West, Texas. Yes. That West, Texas.

Thursday, May 12, 2011

DEXTER VS THE BLUE JAYS




I let him out this morning and heard the Jays start squawking and raising hell, and Dexter was under the truck and he was being steadily air bombed by 2 very pissed of Blue Jays. They followed him all over the parking lot diving and bipping him on his ass and when he'd turn to get it the other would dive and get his head...I was laughing my ass off and Dexter was sulking and hiding in and under every car and truck on the lot. It was pretty damn funny. Well, to me and the Jays, but Dexter was pretty pissed off..

they would land about 4 feet from him and bob their heads, like to tell him,'come on kitty, come get me.'...he never tried to chase them, but would lay on the grass or parking lot with the tail doing the 'thump............thump.............thump'...waiting for his opportunity..I'm not sure he's smart enough or fast enough to catch one, but I know his deadly patience and he will sit out there and take all the abuse they can give him for as long as it takes..Dexter and the Jays..Part I...




















































































































6 comments:

Nit Wit said...

He fought the Jays and the Jays won!

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Dexter, you poor bastard! When I saw your post title, I must admit that my first thought was "Why would Dexter take on the Toronto Blue Jays?" Silly me. He probably doesn't even like baseball.

Intense Guy said...

I thought Dexter and the Bluejays was some new rock band. :)

I'm amazed he hasn't taken one of those birds out yet. Does he have claws?

CorvusCorax12 said...

poor dexter LOL

Jan said...

I'm putting my money on Dexter to win the war. Does he understand why he was named Dexter?

Charlene said...

Blue Jays are visious birds.