tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post116984415173427221..comments2024-03-27T12:44:06.863-05:00Comments on YELLOWDOG GRANNY: .......BLOGGERS REVENGE.......yellowdoggrannyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14906624317290990109noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-1170064638526654022007-01-29T03:57:00.000-06:002007-01-29T03:57:00.000-06:00I leave my blinds open too. I like to look outside...I leave my blinds open too. I like to look outside and use the natural light. But then, I'm on the 3rd floor. Don't see too many people walking around up off the ground. <BR/>My fridge makes strange noises too. Sometimes I think it's going to die, but it keeps gurgling, squealing and whatever... it runs and works. <BR/>Burn me! Burn me! Don't waste precious space with a big ol' coffin for me. Ashes scattered into a river. Fish food.Cassandrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09875511247524731958noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-1169952366227085102007-01-27T20:46:00.000-06:002007-01-27T20:46:00.000-06:00Ol Man and me both have to be burned, we don't wan...Ol Man and me both have to be burned, we don't want any creepy bugs eatin at us.<BR/>the girls each get to keep us on the fire place mantel (4 months a year) :)<BR/>just kiddin...we have the family plot to rest in with his parentsAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-1169921634258788472007-01-27T12:13:00.000-06:002007-01-27T12:13:00.000-06:00".I don't know which Funeral Parlor is the wrong o...".I don't know which Funeral Parlor is the wrong one, but will make sure I pick it when I croak..."<BR/><BR/>hahahahaaha!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-1169917620275123602007-01-27T11:07:00.000-06:002007-01-27T11:07:00.000-06:00josh: yea, i kinda like the hunter s. thompson way...josh: yea, i kinda like the hunter s. thompson way too..although since i saw that thing up in dallas where the guy uses cadavers to show the body, i have decided i want that for me when i die..but i want to be naked..giving the finger...that would be so cool...<BR/>Kath;i love sats at the library ..i have a great time with the helpers, next time i work i am bringing cards so we can play poker..plus i get to help the little ones find books and movies and man that is just great fun.<BR/>i think you would like texas..she has everything..moutains, to swamps, to beaches, to rolling hills, to deserts, to flat miles of nothing but red dirt..and big hearted semi-educated rednecks...gotta love it..<BR/>where in new mexico.i lived in roswell and farmington..Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-1169915916657774522007-01-27T10:38:00.000-06:002007-01-27T10:38:00.000-06:00oh yeah...i suggest you simply put of dying until ...oh yeah...<BR/><BR/>i suggest you simply put of dying until jamie get over it..<BR/>give her a decade or two and she will realize that if granny wants her ashes in the foothills ( like me ) or on the prairie ( more likely you)<BR/>she should do so. <BR/><BR/>She will come around.. she clearly comes from good stock.. common sense and all that.. <BR/><BR/>who knows i might get brave enough to visit texas one day, although I do agree that the flat would unnerve me..<BR/>i grew up here in hilly pennsylvania and fell in love with the blue ridge mountains years ago.. <BR/><BR/>new mexico was a little unnerving , too..Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-1169915614318003952007-01-27T10:33:00.000-06:002007-01-27T10:33:00.000-06:00I vote for tuesday...maybe i will do the same!!!I ...I vote for tuesday...<BR/><BR/>maybe i will do the same!!!<BR/><BR/>I have always wanted to work in a library..<BR/><BR/>applied a couple of times.. <BR/><BR/>they hired my daughter when she was fifteen<BR/><BR/>worked in a bookstore once.. <BR/>tried tog et hired in another one a few years back<BR/><BR/>they hired my son instead<BR/><BR/>go figure<BR/><BR/>guess they are cuter..but I am smarter<BR/><BR/>well<BR/><BR/>wiser anyway... at least age gives ya that if you pay attention<BR/><BR/>have a cozy weekendAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-1169913377508926052007-01-27T09:56:00.000-06:002007-01-27T09:56:00.000-06:00my pleasure.*giggle*my pleasure.<BR/><BR/>*giggle*apositivepessimisthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13734568753024328248noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-1169911381804352582007-01-27T09:23:00.000-06:002007-01-27T09:23:00.000-06:00I've actually made the mausoleum=post office analo...I've actually made the mausoleum=post office analogy myself. They're not for me.<BR/><BR/>More people should opt for the Hunter S. Thompson approach to funerals: having one's ashes shot out of a cannon.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-1169909783415760922007-01-27T08:56:00.000-06:002007-01-27T08:56:00.000-06:00apos:(squeeling.....)thanks man...apos:(squeeling.....)thanks man...yellowdoggrannyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14906624317290990109noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-1169909747284775932007-01-27T08:55:00.000-06:002007-01-27T08:55:00.000-06:00apos: oh man..that would be hysterical..me on reef...apos: oh man..that would be hysterical..me on reefer here..i would be so paranoid, i would be in the closet clutching the cat.<BR/>kath:im like that too, as i like to socialize when it is my idea..the thougtht of people dropping in and saying howdy on their own makes me break out in cold sweat..and i think 9 is more of a baseball score..you can come visit anytime..i'll protect you..if your used to mountains and lots of trees the flatness of the land and lack of forests in central texas will unnerve you...<BR/>yeah, i want to be cremated too, but jamie one of my granddaughters threw such a fit about it, that i have decided to be buried..but not in one of those mail slots..yellowdoggrannyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14906624317290990109noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-1169909547930663622007-01-27T08:52:00.000-06:002007-01-27T08:52:00.000-06:00don’t mind my thumb going up yer bum...won’t take ...don’t mind my thumb going up yer bum...won’t take but a minute.apositivepessimisthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13734568753024328248noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-1169900980909823022007-01-27T06:29:00.001-06:002007-01-27T06:29:00.001-06:00pscremated and spread about thanks...ps<BR/><BR/>cremated and spread about thanks...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-1169900954132368232007-01-27T06:29:00.000-06:002007-01-27T06:29:00.000-06:00It was 9 degrees here when i went to work yesterda...It was 9 degrees here when i went to work yesterday morning...<BR/><BR/>that is really not meant to be a temperature, but as my daughter said.. a football score<BR/><BR/>of course i survived and scraped the ice off of my car one in the morning and once in the afternoon...<BR/><BR/>where i work is like the tundra...<BR/>on top of a high hill, and wide oen spaces..<BR/><BR/><BR/>if i lived nearby.. i would visit you.. i do not know if i would be disappointed that the folks were not visiting me. or relieved... knowing me, i suspect relieved. it is not so much that i am anti social..i eat lunch with others at work..but when i am home, i mostly want to be left alone, thank you very much..<BR/><BR/>texas has always scared meAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-1169900780854363032007-01-27T06:26:00.000-06:002007-01-27T06:26:00.000-06:00yer know the time between me remembering to refres...yer know the time between me remembering to refresh yer blog when I’m in fireFox and staring at the same post is lessening as each month goes by.<BR/><BR/>yes I feel yer pain in close cohabitation. takes a bit to get used to.<BR/><BR/>or you could play chicken with yerself and have a few chouffs, that’ll really spin yer paranoid-self out.apositivepessimisthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13734568753024328248noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-1169869962419299112007-01-26T21:52:00.000-06:002007-01-26T21:52:00.000-06:00OK...I'M SURE BY NOW YOU GUYS KNOW THAT I TEND TO ...OK...I'M SURE BY NOW YOU GUYS KNOW THAT I TEND TO STRETCH THE TRUTH A LITTLE..I AM FROM TEXAS YOU KNOW....SO WHEN I SAY I SEE LOTS OF PEOPLE...THAT MEANS I PROBABLY SEE 4-5 PEOPLE A DAY WALKING AROUND..BUT THAT IS MORE PEOPLE IN ONE DAY THAT I WOULD SEE IN A MONTH AT THE OTHER PLACE...AND A FEW OF THEM DID LOOK LIKE ZOMBIES...BUT I REALIZED IT'S JUST THAT LOOK THAT OLD FARTS GET..<BR/>I THINK I BROKE THEM ALL IN PRETTY GOOD WHEN I WAS MOVING IN AND DROPPED SOMETHING AND SAID 'OH FUCK'....EVEN THE BIRDS STOPPED SINGING...yellowdoggrannyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14906624317290990109noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-1169861780654140512007-01-26T19:36:00.000-06:002007-01-26T19:36:00.000-06:00With all those people walking around...well, just ...With all those people walking around...well, just get the fuck out of there if you start hearing reports of Zombies.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-1169848730376801232007-01-26T15:58:00.000-06:002007-01-26T15:58:00.000-06:00Maybe you could get some of that plastic stick-on ...Maybe you could get some of that plastic stick-on stuff that makes your windows like frosted glass. The sun could shine in but the view would be blocked. I know what you mean, I never lived in an apt. but I did live in a trailer park which is almost the same thing. Have you scandelized the neighbors yet?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-1169846895270534392007-01-26T15:28:00.000-06:002007-01-26T15:28:00.000-06:00Sounds like your new place is in New York. There ...Sounds like your new place is in New York. There isn't a square patch of space anywhere in this city where you won't see people, or be affected by the noise they create. You've gotta be on your guard even when you sleep!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com