tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post5364780350249246308..comments2024-03-27T12:44:06.863-05:00Comments on YELLOWDOG GRANNY: ASK THE GODDESSyellowdoggrannyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14906624317290990109noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-90193731231145462262009-12-18T10:56:30.855-06:002009-12-18T10:56:30.855-06:00Any suggestions on how to make the Holidays stress...Any suggestions on how to make the Holidays stress free ??Green teahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01905946265342284416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-23295979409618235962009-12-17T22:56:49.489-06:002009-12-17T22:56:49.489-06:00The only question I can come up with is, What is a...The only question I can come up with is, What is a good question to ask.Nit Withttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13238973729232533340noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-2851329343317279242009-12-17T14:40:14.336-06:002009-12-17T14:40:14.336-06:00How many blue dogs would I have to kill to get on ...How many blue dogs would I have to kill to get on YDG's blogroll? (figuratively, I hope)Ted McLaughlinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15035498835671628943noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-34841013675079514952009-12-17T12:49:38.487-06:002009-12-17T12:49:38.487-06:00I've been thinking about my request....forget ...I've been thinking about my request....forget it, I don't give a shit about lost jobs and ensuing problems. I'm bitch enough for everyone right now season of good will or not. sometimes holidays need to be forgotten.rosemaryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03300107116527320425noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-16026218642582946612009-12-16T21:03:23.263-06:002009-12-16T21:03:23.263-06:00I spent 9-10 hours at a retreat put on by my compa...I spent 9-10 hours at a retreat put on by my company today, and was bored almost to death. How can I get that time back Goddess? Can I get a Time Lord and an alternate Universe?Blueberryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17357299403457746440noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-37333088571067783302009-12-16T19:59:00.993-06:002009-12-16T19:59:00.993-06:00How many ex bosses can you put a curse on? I know...How many ex bosses can you put a curse on? I know you are a Goddess, but there is some bitch in every one right? I need at least 3 curses or dolls with pins stuck in them. Thank you.rosemaryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03300107116527320425noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-85949538274351900002009-12-16T15:01:02.933-06:002009-12-16T15:01:02.933-06:00Oh blessed Goddess,
I had a feeling you would show...Oh blessed Goddess,<br />I had a feeling you would show up soon. <br />If Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize for lying and expanding one of our wars, doesn't it stand to reason that Tiger Woods should win the Husband of the year award?texlahomahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13251535716702501350noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-30144999647531946322009-12-16T14:53:36.718-06:002009-12-16T14:53:36.718-06:00How much crap should I put up with before I get to...How much crap should I put up with before I get to bitch-slap somebody?Slinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12156315627331213427noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-20562767380321455922009-12-16T12:13:45.968-06:002009-12-16T12:13:45.968-06:00Hi Goddess,
Is global warming really a bad thing? ...Hi Goddess,<br />Is global warming really a bad thing? The globe will still be here, it'll just be warmer.joyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12341664136127371372noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-45187247685475347352009-12-16T01:34:58.296-06:002009-12-16T01:34:58.296-06:00DSHS, Goddess don't have to answer that one, I...DSHS, Goddess don't have to answer that one, I will: It's not that TW's a dick, he just won't keep his in his pants ("I'm a multi-millionaire, so fuck all y'all!"). Think Dubya w/ a good handicap.<br /><br />My question is similar, and ocurred to me when somebody waved me to make a left turn, then gunned out infront of me when I accepted the invite: <b>Why are there so many horse's asses in the world, but so few horses?</b> <br />Just curious...TheWayfarerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15074292938877766871noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-86523867832676637472009-12-15T19:18:22.780-06:002009-12-15T19:18:22.780-06:00Dear Goddess, I am confused. Ever since I was knee...Dear Goddess, I am confused. Ever since I was kneehigh to a fencepost I believed in Santa and the North pole. I allways got gifts on Christmas morning, and I never could figure out how that sumbitch did it.<br />Now, I was shopping with the old lady the other day and I saw three DIFFERENT Santa's in ONE DAY, and I also saw one nasty drunk Santa passed out in a park in a pool of piss and vomit.<br />Now Al Gore is saying that the polar ice cap is gonna melt...crap this sounds to me like Santa's home, workshop, elf barracks and reindeer barn are gonna be peforming a Deep Six, swimming with the Baluga whales and .....ohhhh, just think of all the thousands of little red elf corpses floating...why is all of this happening Goddess? Santa is a cool dude, he'll have to fly around forever or move... one or the two, cause his house will be FLOODED. WHY?<br /><br />Signed, a concerned Sooner.soonerfan78https://www.blogger.com/profile/15136128776199745727noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-57683895220379730252009-12-15T18:24:19.300-06:002009-12-15T18:24:19.300-06:00if i'm really good and don't swear for a w...if i'm really good and don't swear for a whole fucking year will god make a 4th season of deadwood?billy pilgrimhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00128876723713271131noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-41825119843154710422009-12-15T15:03:46.878-06:002009-12-15T15:03:46.878-06:00When I was a little girl it took Christmas forever...When I was a little girl it took Christmas forever to get here. Now it's here before I'm even ready for it. Tell the truth: is the whole universe speeding up?Janhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07145008534811435024noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-74839041436006904112009-12-15T14:34:35.314-06:002009-12-15T14:34:35.314-06:00Dearest Beloved Goddess, A Joyous Yuletide to You:...Dearest Beloved Goddess, A Joyous Yuletide to You:<br /><br />Will I make it through this 1100 mile move with 5 dogs and a husband without opiates and with all my hair intact?Wendyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09930734061734704276noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-78574665909085626482009-12-15T09:54:29.026-06:002009-12-15T09:54:29.026-06:00I'm such a goof up... and can't follow ins...I'm such a goof up... and can't follow instructions - so here's a new question for me..<br /><br />Is YDG really Maxine? Or is Maxine really YDG?Intense Guyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08441598926026727682noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-88647849758685364582009-12-15T09:42:51.408-06:002009-12-15T09:42:51.408-06:00Why does time seem to get away so fast?Why does time seem to get away so fast?sagewebhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06818567803401688931noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-41190624008775620932009-12-15T09:15:27.194-06:002009-12-15T09:15:27.194-06:00Why does my family feel the need to constantly suc...Why does my family feel the need to constantly suck the life out of me? Why do they think it is okay to treat me badly when all I do is try to be good to them? Why can't they be happy for me and the life I created for myself instead of being mad at me because they don't have that for themselves? Why do they need to use me as their personal punching bag?Yankee Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08920111229743918567noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-60716854240632994792009-12-15T09:09:42.817-06:002009-12-15T09:09:42.817-06:00Why don't dogs go to heaven (if they don't...Why don't dogs go to heaven (if they don't)?<br /><br />Hmm.. My question for the Goddess (if I can ask two) is this:<br /><br />What would Abe Lincoln say about the "war" in Afghanistan and the USA's involvement there?Intense Guyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08441598926026727682noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-7562395395609447182009-12-15T07:41:56.784-06:002009-12-15T07:41:56.784-06:00P.S. That's not really a sports question but i...P.S. That's not really a sports question but in case you think it is, Goddess, you can let YDG answer it.Debra She Who Seekshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01845703092794695023noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-74675957062294187552009-12-15T06:50:17.872-06:002009-12-15T06:50:17.872-06:00I'd like to ask what is Santa getting me for C...I'd like to ask what is Santa getting me for Christmas?!! :)Susan Demeterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10051571908334440043noreply@blogger.com