tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post920074256227273277..comments2024-03-27T12:44:06.863-05:00Comments on YELLOWDOG GRANNY: SOONER SPEAKS...yellowdoggrannyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14906624317290990109noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-89902220661128628392010-01-20T18:59:31.026-06:002010-01-20T18:59:31.026-06:00i knew pat was in league with the devil..hai knew pat was in league with the devil..hayellowdoggrannyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14906624317290990109noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-92035465800616145882010-01-20T16:09:44.092-06:002010-01-20T16:09:44.092-06:00Hi Sooner, What's up?
I'm going to do som...Hi Sooner, What's up?<br /><br />I'm going to do something I've never done before, let someone comment for me.<br /><br />Dear Pat Robertson,<br /><br />I know that you know that all press is good press, so I appreciate the shout-out. And you make God look like a big mean bully who kicks people when they are down, so I’m all over that action. But when you say that Haiti has made a pact with me, it is totally humiliating. I may be evil incarnate, but I’m no welcher. The way you put it, making a deal with me leaves folks desperate and impoverished. Sure, in the afterlife, but when I strike bargains with people, they first get something here on earth — glamour, beauty, talent, wealth, fame, glory, a golden fiddle. Those Haitians have nothing, and I mean nothing. And that was before the earthquake. Haven’t you seen “Crossroads”? Or “Damn Yankees”? If I had a thing going with Haiti, there’d be lots of banks, skyscrapers, SUVs, exclusive night clubs, Botox — that kind of thing. An 80 percent poverty rate is so not my style. Nothing against it — I’m just saying: Not how I roll. You’re doing great work, Pat, and I don’t want to clip your wings — just, come on, you’re making me look bad. And not the good kind of bad. Keep blaming God. That’s working. But leave me out of it, please. Or we may need to renegotiate your own contract.<br /><br />Best, Satantexlahomahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13251535716702501350noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-18726738022880368542010-01-19T22:29:10.730-06:002010-01-19T22:29:10.730-06:00i like it when he goes on one of his rants..i like it when he goes on one of his rants..yellowdoggrannyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14906624317290990109noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-80349264269571935072010-01-19T20:56:51.696-06:002010-01-19T20:56:51.696-06:00I blasted "ped-piehole Pat" a good one m...I blasted "ped-piehole Pat" a good one myself, since his foot's never very far from his mouth.<br />Limbilge? Isn't he what they resorted to instead of waterboarding: Tie the enemy combatant to a chair, place next to jambox, turn on Rush Limburger, and let the stink do the dirty work. Five minutes later the poor sonofabitch is willing to say anything to make it stop. Makes chain-whipping look merciful.<br />I know he says something halfway smart once in a while, but he still hasn't dry-cleaned the cum-stains off his suits from all those years of blowing Dubya and even a busted clock's right twice a day. Why waste your time?<br />From your mouth to God's ear on football...I've kept quiet about NFL & the year's gone gr8, not gonna spoil it now!TheWayfarerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15074292938877766871noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-16893943381286167882010-01-19T19:04:45.466-06:002010-01-19T19:04:45.466-06:00The only person I know who everything is about pol...The only person I know who everything is about politics is Rush. I also think he wears a diaper under his pants and sucks on a pacifier when he's alone.<br /><br />Pat Robertsons contributions must be getting low. <br />He should know about the pact with the devil though. If anyone knows about that stuff it's Pat. He did make a deal for himself after all. I can also picture him being the go between for Haiti's deal.<br /><br />Football is just a bunch of guys playing with a pig ball.Nit Withttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13238973729232533340noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-88134857896938598722010-01-19T18:40:19.311-06:002010-01-19T18:40:19.311-06:00Rush and his ilk aren't going to stop being st...Rush and his ilk aren't going to stop being stupid anytime soon. Sad.Allanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00419026498128315319noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-57805773493246330862010-01-19T13:07:10.807-06:002010-01-19T13:07:10.807-06:00good to hear from you again sooner.
i'd like ...good to hear from you again sooner.<br /><br />i'd like rush's and pat's opinion on the late touchdown. if the cowboys try to retaliate for the late touchdown then the vikings will really kick their asses.<br /><br />maybe childress and fat boy wade should just fight it out.billy pilgrimhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00128876723713271131noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-46333349790160673592010-01-19T08:11:51.677-06:002010-01-19T08:11:51.677-06:00It's called projection, Rush is just projectin...It's called projection, Rush is just projecting what aWol&Co would do onto Obama. If you look closely, everything the Never-Right says about the Dems is what they would do if they had a chance to do so, or have done in the past. With Rush it's like he keeps pushing the envelope to see just how fucking stupid his "DittoHeads" really are. So far it appears that they are too fucking stupid to pour piss out of a boot even if the instructions were printed on the heel!!<br /><br />As for Pat Robertson, I never have been able to understand why anyone would listen to him. But then again, if you can suspend reality enough to buy into Xian myth, it's not that much of a stretch to believe his bullshit!! For him and others of his ilk, I really do wish there was a HELL for them to spend enternity!!Kulkurihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09198195648066700925noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18574314.post-25132951158817124352010-01-19T07:51:02.561-06:002010-01-19T07:51:02.561-06:00It all needed to be said.It all needed to be said.Debra She Who Seekshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01845703092794695023noreply@blogger.com