YELLOWDOG GRANNY

Was an absolute success..5 of the Builders Club girls showed up right on time and helped me put out a tables so we could have the candy on ...

I haven't been around much lately...Babs came down for the weekend..and is staying till Tuesday morning...all we did this weekend was ea...

Cielito lindo ay, ay, ay,ay conta y no lores porque cantando se allegran/cielito lindo...... Sing, don't cry Because by singing, the sky...

A new line of wines is named Cleavage Creek and features models wearing low decolletage on the label..The wines are part of a fundraising ca...

Jackiesue:'Hey, BBC, did you read how viagra can make you deaf?' BBC:'What?' Jackiesue:'I said, there was an article in ...

scenery taking second place to my beautiful daughter...

Yes,I may be a Viking....coming from a long line of Viking's..but at heart...I'm a cowg ir l..and love my Cowboys... Except for whe...

And not the real librarian...Today at straight up noon, when the library closes...one of the regulars comes in ...so...no big deal...I check...

paid off...This morning the phone rings and it's some name I don't recognize..when he starts all friendly "Hi Jackie, how are y...

They would be screaming at me to sit my fat ass down and get off of them...yesterday some guy called and they do the scanning on old folk..t...

sigh***

You've already proved that you're not to be trusted to be in a voting booth..and now I find you're not to be trusted with sharp ...

"CHILDREN'S DO LEARN"...This comes from a man that you Americans voted for, not once but two times to be the ruler of your co...

The other good thing that came out of the Cowboys win last night(by one fucking point...lucky for me I took the Bills and 10poi nts)...is th...

Hmm..where to start..have worked at the library all week, Henrietta is back home as of Thursday evening...Her cancer is back...she's han...

He was at a Czech wedding..changing wine into beer....

This is for all those on my forward email joke list...I couldn't get it to show up on two different try's..I have to give credit to ...

This is going to be fast and furious..I'm at the library will have to be working here for awhile...Henrietta had a heart attack last Fri...

We are 4-0!......I am so happy I could shit a brick....no wait...I did that this morning...

that for the medicine to work...it would have to turn my fecal matter to the consistency of Portland Cement...due to this lack of knowledge....

Tuesday I had chicken for dinner...late Tuesday night, my stomach said...'uh..this shit is bad' and proceeded to spew it out from bo...