IM A SICK PUPPY

I SWITCHED ON THE TV THIS MORNING AND SAW THEM CARRYING THIS MAN ALL DRESSED IN RED WITH A WHITE CAP ON AND THOUGHT OH, MY GOD,THEY KILLED SANTA CLAUS...THEN REALIZED IT WAS THE POPE...
THEN ( I SWEAR I HAVE NO CONTROL OVER WHAT JUST POPS INTO MY HEAD)I THOUGHT, WOULDNT IT BE FUNNY IF HE SAT UP AND SAID...."HERE''S JOHNNY"......
THEN WHILE MY SICK LITTLE MIND WAS GIGGLING OVER THAT I HAD THIS SUDDEN THOUGHT.....WHAT IF THEY DROP HIM???OR HE SLIDES OFF THAT AND SHOOTS DOWN THE STAIRS....OH MAN, I JUST HAD TO TURN THE TV OFF, I KNEW MY BRAIN WAS JUST SPINNING WITH MENTAL PICTURES OF THAT LITTLE TRICK....I WOULD REALLY FEEL BAD IF I DIDNT KNOW THAT THE POPE HAD A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR....PLUS, WE ALL KNOW HE IS IN HEAVEN DRINKING BEER, EATING PEROGIES AND WATCHING HIS FUNERAL...PRAYING FOR THE SICK AND THE POOR...WELL, EL PAPA...YOU HAD A GREAT RIDE....SO LONG....