kinky friedman formally filed with the secretary of state as an independent candidate for governor..if he wins it he will be the first independent to win governor of texas since sam houston..
he is quoted as saying"this filing is a small step for the kinkster, but it is a giant step for independent-minded voters everywhere."....mr. friedman hopes to have raised $1 million by early next year to appeal to voters not to vote in the primary. thus far, the campaign has used the slogan,"save yourself for kinky"...
well, i haven't had sex for 20 years so I have been saving it for kinky for awhile..hope he appreciates the sacrifice i have made for him...that and the fact that no one would pork me anyhow...
fuck me til IM governor!!
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ReplyDeleteI wish I could vote in the Texas governors race. I'd damn sure vote for Kinky. If you read between the lines (Willie Nelson-Biofuel) I think I know where he's headed and it's a good place! :)
ReplyDeleteI thought the people currently running Texas were like the ones in Ohio busy screwing almost everyone? :) I'd love to see Kinkey win. Everything would change and not just in Texas.
ReplyDeleteSomewhere in Texas the are a couple of villages that are missing idiots.
ReplyDeletei-DUH-ho also.
OMG-- but then you'd have to smoke and drink right???? LMAO I am voting for ANYONE that calls themselves "The Kinkster"!!!!!
ReplyDeletemy bumper sticker says: he's not kinky he's my governor... wonder if he will give willie nelson a job if he makes it..??? cool..
ReplyDeleteKinky Fried a man. LOL I would change my name if I were him!
ReplyDeleteWow, the TV political ads might actually be interesting this year.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if he would scalp "pretty-hair Perry" if he won??
ydg for governor!
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