.......SANTA CAME EARLY THIS YEAR.......

Some one knocked on the door this morning about 10am...I was in kitchen and to be silly I said in a falsetto..."who issssssss it?"...and the mailman said in falsetto..."It's the maiiiiiiiiilman..."...he's silly too..He likes to stick around and see what I get in my packages as I always get weird shit from people...He and the UPS driver..the UPS driver has been a big fan of mine since my friend Chuck sent me a Computer from Hawaii...and I said it was a gift from an old boyfriend..and he said.."wow, you must have been a good girlfriend..and I said.."no..I give great blowjobs."...so anyhow...I opened up my package and it was from 'ol lady ..from Canada...it was the Pee-Wee Herman's Playhouse Christmas Special...I am ferklimpt...I'm so excited..adn the mailman wants to borrow it when I'm through..
There are even more guests on there than I remembered...Frankie Avalon, Charo, Del Rubio Triplets, Annette Funicello, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Whoopi Goldberg, Magic Johnson, Grace Jones,K.D.Lang,Little Richard, Joan Rivers,Dinah Shore and Oprah Winfrey...holy shit...!!!!also starring Cowboy Curtis(Lawrence Fishburn), Reba The Mail Lady(s.Epatha Merkerson, Miss Yvonne(Lynne Marie Stewart,King of Cartoons(William Marshall), Jambi(John Paragon),Ricardo the Pool Boy(Vic Trevino) and Mrs. Rene(Suzanne Kent)......Is this not the most exciting thing ever????? My own personal DVD of the Christmas Special...Ohh ol Lady...thank you sooo much..this is just perfect...I am going to see if the granddaughters can come over and make cookies this year...and if they can..I'm ordering a pizza and we are going to eat pizza and watch Pee-Wee's Christmas Special..they will be so impressed..
thanks again..your the best...
The West News Christmas letters won't be till next Wed..I got the day wrong..rats...
I'm telling you Annie the psycho cat is a very strange cat...She sleeps under the covers with me at night...I have never had a cat do that..I think she is one of my dogs that died reincarnated...I left the house to come up here and she was on the porch and followed me thru the gate and to the truck....I opened the door and she jumped on the seat and sat down like she was ready to go for a ride...She was pissed when I took her out and made her stay behind..but I think the next time I have to just run to the store for a minute I will take her with me and see what happens...
I have been having all kinds of blogger problems when I read your blogs..tried to leave comments and they all say my password is wrong..same damn password I have had from day one..stupid ass blogger..so if I don't get to comment...it's not for lack of trying..tomorrow is the day we open at the library from 10 till 3pm...hoping that blogger will be working right again and will be able to post comments..fuckity fuck fuck fuck...it let me comment on about 4 of them and then nothing..I'm starting to take it personal...
fuckme I'll never smile again....
faleeeze navi blee blah....