Ask me any question....I have all the answers...If I don't know the answer I will consult my aide-de-camp, the great and wonderful Yellowdog (aka-Jackiesue)..She has terrific insight and intuition and a line of bullshit you wouldn't believe..
MY BLESSINGS ON YOU MY CHILDREN AND ALWAYS REMEMBER...VOTE..
Why do fools fall in love?
ReplyDeleteWhat's REALLY goin' on?..
ReplyDeleteoooh ooh will I pass my medical for immigration?
ReplyDeletewhy is it that all fo the women i fall for, seem to be fucking crazy?
ReplyDeletedoes she love me?
will i find true love?
will i ever be really happy?0
sorry there are so many questions, but it is not every day you get to ask questions to a goddess...
What would happen if a complete moron was elected President?
ReplyDeleteNever mind...
Why don't you get a decent font face, size and colour for your blog?
ReplyDeletewho stole that fucking election from kinky? it had to be rigged, every dog in know voted for him.
ReplyDeleteJackiesue is indeed wise, and just as importantly, a wise-ass! I don't need any wisdom dispensed right now but await to learn from the wisdom that you lesser beings seek.
ReplyDeleteOnly kidding about that "lesser being" comment. If you read some of the posts I've written about the dumb crap I've done recently, you would question how I'm still walking upright!
Should Nolan Ryan run for President? (No Connecticut Yankee in that Texan!)
ReplyDeleteWho is stalking me?
ReplyDeleteHow did you lose your virginity?
ReplyDeleteDid he respect you in the morning?
Did he respect you for eternity?
Why are we here ?
ReplyDeleteHow long will it take me to hunt down the asshat who passed PINK EYE on to Buddha?
ReplyDeleteWill I ever be able to put the pink eye drops INTO my kid's eyes without having to lay on TOP of him?
Will I have any more snow days any time soon?
When am I coming to visit you with my crazy child?
(I'm sure I'll have more questions...I'll be home with Pink Eye Boy all day tomorrow...so I'll shoot the queries your way as I think of 'em!)
Did aliens build the pyramids?
ReplyDeleteWhy are weekends so short?
ReplyDeleteAnd why is yellow?
Do you think New York can kick Texas' ass in a street fight?
ReplyDeleteWhy do we say we gotta take a piss or shit? We ain't taking them, we are leaving them. Who would wanna take them anyway?
ReplyDeleteI love that Boudeccia pic. Okay, my sister said ask if Forrest Gump was going to write his autobiography in crayon, but I am hoping he writes it from prison. Seriously, Goddess, please do tell me that his regime is going to out of office SOON. Also, my other question is, why are people always so damn unhappy? IMHO most of us spend more time complaining about what we don't have than being happy about what we do have? How can we change that?
ReplyDeleteWill Bush ever get impeached? (hehehaha)
ReplyDeleteWhat happens when we die? Would anyone really know...
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie-pop? :D
Cya girl - I'm off to Bedrock :)
Don't u luv me anymore?
ReplyDeleteGot no pic of you on my wall anymore. :0( sigh!!!