After I had been married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blonde. Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year slightly plumper old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things." My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car and sleeping on a sofa bed. Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life crises.... .
If time is,indeed,a continuum,then shouldn't any discrepancy anywhere,be instantly recognizable everywhere?..I only ask because I think there was a time "Fart" back in 2001...
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In the event of sanity, what will befall the country?
ReplyDeleteWhat is sanity?
Why can't I come up with anything to write about anymore?"
ReplyDeleteHillary or Obama? I live for the day Asshole is out of office and we can move on.
ReplyDeletehow old / young u feel ?
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Can you come up and babysit for me on Saturday night? I can offer you some lame ice cream. It's not Bluebell (SOB SOB!!! waaaaah!) but it's something.
ReplyDeleteDid you do your banner pix with Bryce? I like it.
ReplyDeleteYes, I made it in time this time!
ReplyDeleteWhat is the most important thing for mortals to do during their lives? Also, what is the secret to lasting happiness, or is it even attainable?
Oh, and could you tell Loki I said hello? Thanks!
ReplyDeleteIs it just my imagination or is Dubya getting even dumber???
ReplyDeleteYou said no math, so I didn't ask you to balance my checkbook. . .
Have I met someone that might be right for me???
I know, it's two questions. . . I'm greedy that way. . .LOL!!
HUGGSS!!
Does the Goddess see six more weeks of winter? Cuz I dont trust that republican beaver hehe
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ReplyDeleteis it OK to fall in love a second time ?
ReplyDeleteYellow Dog, Granny, you ROCK! I read your comment on "Behind the Counter" and thought I'd check out your blog.
ReplyDeleteLove your previous post, "ARGHGHGHG, SHE SMOKED ME..." especially the picture of the W-in-a-box. W standing for Weasel, of course.
Counting down the days...I just hope we don't get someone WORSE (and yes, it IS possible.)
Since work sucks, is there any way I can make a ton of money and not really have to do anything in order to get it?
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ReplyDeletei love my mom in law more than my wife
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if wishes were hosses
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I DO NOT LIKE WHAT U HAVE TO SAY....
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Name the very best lover you ever had (first name only to protect the privacy of the not-so-innocent) and what made him so hot?
ReplyDeleteOh Yeah, Jackie Sue can answer this if the Goddess wants to be modest, but I bet it'll be a close race between the two as to who has had the best!
ReplyDeleteb4 i flood u with more questions
ReplyDeletelets have the answers to these
por favor ?
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ReplyDeleteI am SO glad you found me.
A fellow Dubya-hater.
I have found Nirvana.
i love Dubya
ReplyDeletehe welcomed INDIA into the nuclear club
i hate old broad
horny said...
ReplyDelete25 Years of Marriage
After I had been married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one
day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and
watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blonde.
Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year slightly plumper old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a
cheap apartment, driving a cheap car and sleeping on a sofa bed.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life crises.... .
Thu Feb 22, 12:08:00 PM EST
If time is,indeed,a continuum,then shouldn't any discrepancy anywhere,be instantly recognizable everywhere?..I only ask because I think there was a time "Fart" back in 2001...
ReplyDeleteI have no question [for the moment] Dear Goddess via JackieSue aka YellowDogGranny.
ReplyDeleteThank You.
Jim,
ReplyDeleteIt's ok to fall in love for the second, third and millionth time. So long as it's not with you.