Due to a lack of interest....the Goddess and the Yellow Dog have gone fishin'....The last words spoken by either of them before they hauled ass on the cat driven chariot was "your on your on for now" and "yee fucking haw"....You should be able to figure out who said what....
Bass, tuna or Crappy??
ReplyDeleteMarlin, Barracuda or Great White?
ReplyDeleteToad fish or Dog fish for the cats?
ReplyDeleteI'm on vacation!
Can't use the balm yet. I'm using silver to kill infection along with horse pill size antibiotics.
I'm on vacation!
Damn, just when I needed your wisdom and advice. Oh nevermind, I see a drunk guy, I'll ask him... Oh nevermind, it was a mirror, that guy didn't look too bright anyway.
ReplyDeleteDamn, and I was supposed to fish today. Ya'll bring me back some.
ReplyDeleteHow come I wasn't invited? Not for nothing but I'm a pretty good fucking fishing partner. I don't gut and clean 'em, but I can haul 'em in by the assload.
ReplyDeleteNext time give me some heads-up so I can PLAN. Sheesh.
And while I'm being selfish, if you could plan said fishing trips AFTER my last day of school, I'd be much obliged!
can the goddess feed 5000 peeple with 2 fish?
ReplyDeleteHey ! Hope y'all are having fun without me.....
ReplyDeleteI sure have been having fun catching up with you...i have missed you.. I shared the link to your blog with my friend GreyEyes... that was two weeks ago and she hasn't stopped laughing yet....
you do rock o goddess
Bill Reilly is an ASSHOLE
You both deserve some time away. You will be back to answer questions put forth by us, won't you? You are better than fortune cookies.
ReplyDeleteWell here I am thinking I may have sent my comment to you twice yesterday and here I find I didn't even send it the once?? Wish I could say I was on bloody good smoke but alas no.
ReplyDeleteSo anyway I believe I said something along the lines of both you and the Goddess being careful not to hook yerselves up.
Catch anything? Oh i havent done that in while (ok, last year) -gotta get out there and do it again :)
ReplyDeleteI can get you plenty of fish, all you need is a roll of toilet paper and a stick of dynamite!
ReplyDeletewe fished for all of the above..fed it to the cats..
ReplyDeleteNitwit's on vacation..yeah....
Tex:hey. I like that drunk guy in your mirror..
rainwolf:like I said..the cats got it..
buddha_girl:I promise, next trip..your with us..
the Rube:hey, she's the Goddess ..she can do anything she fucking wants to...
kath:tell greeneyes to come by and say howdy...glad your back...nice wedding pics..
bill O'Reiley is an asshole..
Jan:better than fortune cookies huh?..that's pretty cool..
apos:the Goddess and Yellowdog are old wily broads..they can't get into any trouble they can't lie or fight their way out of..
tina:fishing is right up there with naps..it's a good thing..
Rusty: I don't EVEN want to know what the toilet paper is for..I have some friends that used to fish with the old timey hand crank telephone..