Friday, September 07, 2007

.......ASK THE GODDESS.......


As my good friend Cadmus once said:"I shall tell you a great secret, my friend.Do not wait for the last judgement.It takes place every day."
And from the great woman troubadour Iselda:"Lady Carenza,I'd like to have a husband,
but making babies I think is a huge penitence:
your breasts hang way down
and it's too anguishing to be a wife."
Ahh, wisdom of the ages....
If you have any questions for the Goddess, you will have until Sunday night at midnight to ask me anything you would like..I will answer them and then go collect slain warriors and take them to Valhalla...Blessings on you my children...Peace..
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13 comments:

  1. Nit WitFri Sep 07, 05:24:00 PM CDT

    Why does just working on blogs about politics seem to depress me so much even if it's about a good thing?
    Eight hours at the slave pit and I'm free for more than a week!!!

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  2. Nit WitFri Sep 07, 05:27:00 PM CDT

    Oh, by the way. I was first! Nanner, nanner, naa naa! Or something like that.

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  3. AnonymousFri Sep 07, 08:30:00 PM CDT

    Goddess I can never think of a good enough question worthy of your time. I will have to put my thinking cap on.

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  4. AnonymousFri Sep 07, 11:20:00 PM CDT

    Where did I leave my diaphram?

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  5. the rubeSat Sep 08, 10:10:00 AM CDT

    how many boyfriends does peyton manning have?

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  6. Rowan DawnSat Sep 08, 10:34:00 AM CDT

    how do you start a successful porn site? :D

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  7. Robert RouseSat Sep 08, 01:30:00 PM CDT

    I had to stop by and say "Welcome to the Blog World Report."

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  8. AnonymousSat Sep 08, 02:17:00 PM CDT

    Ok, Goddess, I need some of your wisdom. I need another baby! I'm too old to keep fucking around.

    Literally and figuratively. I need you help!

    Not easy as starting a porn site, I know, but see what you can do?

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  9. BBCSat Sep 08, 06:48:00 PM CDT

    I don't think that having babies makes a womans tits sag, not based on all I've seen in my years.

    And many women see the benefits in having a husband. Just saying. :-)

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  10. JoshSun Sep 09, 08:53:00 AM CDT

    What is mankind's biggest mistake?

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  11. texlahomaSun Sep 09, 11:56:00 AM CDT

    Why do (some) people want to imprison, or otherwise pick on people that are slightly different from them but in no way effect their lives?

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  12. the rubeSun Sep 09, 03:41:00 PM CDT

    josh has the best question, i wish i could have thought of it.

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  13. Mouthy GirlSun Sep 09, 05:29:00 PM CDT

    Fucking dying laughing at jan's question. It made me think of the Seinfeld when Elaine's flew across the room.

    My question:
    Will we still be friends and will I still remain married if my Giants beat your guys' Cowboys (ack...I said that word) tonight?

    PS Buddha sents sloppy boogie kisses!

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thanks for stopping by and saying howdy...Goddess bless your little sweethearts. Please be kind to each other while commenting..don't make me find you like a heat seeking missile and bip you into a coma..if you would like to talk to yellowdog..send to yellowdoggranny@yahoo.com.....