Found in My Dallas Morning News...(I love my DAM News)..
Homeless man James Macnair,35,has been accused of breaking into Ilim Aliance Church of Clarks
town,N.Y., so he could use the phone to dial a sex line..("Hello, Clarice?....this is Reverend Feelsgood, can you make me feel REALLY good?")
town,N.Y., so he could use the phone to dial a sex line..("Hello, Clarice?....this is Reverend Feelsgood, can you make me feel REALLY good?")Gilford,N.H....A woman wearing a wedding dress and parked beside a pond drove into the water Wednesday after officers tried to take a bag of marijuana from her, police said.When the state fish and game conservation officers and a nearby resident tried to rescue the woman from her sinking SUV, she bit the neighbor on the arm, authorities
said. The 42-year-old woman was eventually taken to shore, then to a hospital.
said. The 42-year-old woman was eventually taken to shore, then to a hospital.(still clutching her reefer I assume)..
Y'all Yankees are sure funny...
suv drivers aren't the brightest bulbs on the tree.
ReplyDeleteI thought the Church should have turned the other cheek.
ReplyDeleteSome of us yankees have never learned to share, look at Wall Street.
...behind the sofa all the time. Priceless.
ReplyDeleteI sure would like to know the details of that second story...
ReplyDeleteAs an honorary Yankee myself? I still love you even if you are making fun of us!
ReplyDeleteI hope the bag was a zip lock!