Some times I really do love being me...I went from just a voter to one of 5 delegates that will go to Waco for the Convention for Mclennan County...There were 34 people f
or Clinton there and 9 for Obama...4 years ago Mary Mangram said there were 5 people at the meeting after the election...I said that's because they were all out getting drunk, cause they knew we were screwed..We voted on 5 dif
ferent measures...on the last one it was to ask the democratic nominee to continue seeking peace between Israel and Palestine blah blah blah...and every one said aye, except me and I said nay...and then looked at them and said 'and how's that been working for us?'...and they all looked at me and said...read it again..so she read it again..and they muttered and shuffled and said read it again, and after reading it about 5 more times and listening to me say"we should just mind our own business and let them fight it out with themselves and if we took that $3
billion dollars that we give Israel every year and put it into a health care policy we'd be better off...the last vote was 4 ayes, and 5 nays..Yes, Virginia...Jackie's a trouble maker...I am going to be one of 5 delegates and Babs doesn't know this yet but she is one of the alternates...ahahahahha..teach her not to show up..We even discussed impeaching Bush and Cheney...I said I would forgo impeachment, if they would just allow me to kick their asses...9 ayes on that one..
or Clinton there and 9 for Obama...4 years ago Mary Mangram said there were 5 people at the meeting after the election...I said that's because they were all out getting drunk, cause they knew we were screwed..We voted on 5 dif
ferent measures...on the last one it was to ask the democratic nominee to continue seeking peace between Israel and Palestine blah blah blah...and every one said aye, except me and I said nay...and then looked at them and said 'and how's that been working for us?'...and they all looked at me and said...read it again..so she read it again..and they muttered and shuffled and said read it again, and after reading it about 5 more times and listening to me say"we should just mind our own business and let them fight it out with themselves and if we took that $3
billion dollars that we give Israel every year and put it into a health care policy we'd be better off...the last vote was 4 ayes, and 5 nays..Yes, Virginia...Jackie's a trouble maker...I am going to be one of 5 delegates and Babs doesn't know this yet but she is one of the alternates...ahahahahha..teach her not to show up..We even discussed impeaching Bush and Cheney...I said I would forgo impeachment, if they would just allow me to kick their asses...9 ayes on that one..I asked if I could wear politically incorrect t-shirts and they wanted to know like what?...I said a picture of a shaved vagina with a big red x through it and 'no more bush' below it...everyone wanted me to order them one too...I need some ideas about making up a t-shirt just for the convention..and then another one for the one in Austin, which I will be going to also...I'm so excited..I haven't had this much fun since my second divorce, when I showed up drunk wearing bells...I love being a yellowdog democrat...life is fucking good...
Wow, that is great. That makes you a king maker. Will you be offered a cabinet post? Can't wait to read of your further adventures into yellowdog politics.
ReplyDeleteJackie,you give new meaning to the phrase Democratic 'Party'!
ReplyDeleteby the way..it's 10 pm in texas and they are still fucking voting in kileen and other cities...how awesome is that..100's of people still standing in line to vote...
ReplyDeletethey better not start calling texas for anyone till all them fecking votes are counted..
I had hopes you would be going to Denver. Well you never know what the future may hold.
ReplyDeleteExcept that Ohio will still be full of morons.
They had to extend the polling till 9:00 in places in the big cities here because they didn't have enough ballots. Down here we had a choice of the touch screen that prints a hard copy and a paper ballot. Funny the Governor and Sec. of State are big Clinton supporters and the places that had problems were considered big Obama areas. Reminds me of 2004 except the people in charge are Democrats now.
Boy those Texas party hacks won't know what hit them.
I think we should blow Israel off the face of the map or they will always be trouble makers.
ReplyDeleteIf the people are to ever start getting control of their government again I think it has to start with Obama, Clinton has too many self interests.
And I don't like looking at her puffy face.
cocksucking anti-semite above me made me forget the insightfully intelligent quip i had in mind.
ReplyDeleteWow Jackie, you are one fiesty delegate. Waco better watch out. Exciting stuff.
ReplyDeleteLOL at Cabana Boy's comment. Love him long time.
ReplyDeletenitwit:if i get picked...I'm going to go..if I have to sell all my stuff..I want to be part of this process, plus will show my granddaughters that 64 doesn't mean out of touch or boring..ha
ReplyDeleteim not surprised that there were more for clinton that obama and these czech's are very prejudiced...sad..but true..although there was a little old purse clutching queen elizabeth look alike that said she was for obama because she didn't think a woman should be president..sooo close to bipping her..
kali:come on girl, get up off the floor and help me come up with an idea for a obama tshirt..
bbc:ive said it before and I'll say it again....your an asshole..now your an anti seminte asshole..
billy:I told everyone he was an asshole, would you guys listen.........? nooooooo, now he thinks he's smart and funny...can't encourage assholes, have to nip them in the bud...
sage:oh..this is going to be so much fun..
kali:yup...he's my guy...
ooooh - i can sooo do that! I'll send you design this weekend.
ReplyDeleteI get paid to do that kinda shit - for you it would be an honor! Still laughing my ass off.
Wow. Billy at his best, killing Jews without wasting precious gas!
ReplyDeleteGranny, I don't think you should be voting for a candidate. I think you should BE the candidate. Except, wow. Maybe not if your face is puffy. It's a sign of poor leadership.
Oh, Jackiesue!
ReplyDeleteI love you...you're such a badass! :)
prison guard. ha. ha. ~rolling eyes~ oh wait... that was a compliment...
ReplyDeletebP:yup that's me..badass yellowdoggranny democrat...ha
ReplyDeletekali:of course it was a compliment..ha
That's great, Jackie Sue! You will have a blast!
ReplyDeleteI was a delegate at my senate district convention last weekend. They only had 6 delegates show up last year and this year -- 354!! It's awesome to be around other like-minded folks. I met some really cool people and so will you!
I'm glad so many people are getting involved and getting out to vote. It's about f@cking time! Now if we can all stick together and defeat that a$$hat McCain, I'll be dancing on the ceiling!
I need one of those T-shirts, too.
ReplyDeleteWe most certainly don't need another warmonger like McCain in office.
Thanks for the giggles this morning. Be well, Granny.
Wow, even though i love bush, the fluffy type and not the twat you have for a leader, I would wear the T-Shirt...
ReplyDeleteHey Prison guard is almost what The Boss does.
ReplyDeleteKali could come up with a design that is bigger than the smiley face or pull my finger designs.
Yeah, you should BE our candidate, then I know someone would care about the my interests. You know, the price of bird seed and parking at the Dollar General, things that affect ME!
ReplyDeletecc's mom:yeah, im really excited about it..hope i get picked to go to austin and denver..how cool would that be?..
ReplyDeletemprincess:if i made you giggle this morning..my work here is done..ha
oetm:Im thinking about getting about 5 of them made up for my friends..need to find someone that will make that small of an order..im still working on getting 'what would the goddess do?' tshirts made..
billy:yup, but some assholes aren't intertaining no matter how much rope you give them..
nitwit:yeah, i can't wait to see what she comes up with...i always wanted to be a prison guard..in a mens prison..'want extra puddin' bad boy?...then hows about making jackie happy'...hahah
christy:ace hardware has 20 lb bags of bird seed for $4.49..which is way cheaper than any place else..$10 most places..i don't think fuckyou asshole would get me very far in the debates..
Wow - a real live delegate? I'm so pleased to know you. And, where do I get my t-shirt? really - I'm so impressed! :)
ReplyDeleteYou are absolutely my hero.. Can I be you if I ever grow up?
ReplyDeletets:I am so excited...I can cause so much shit....If I can find someone to make the shirts..you'll be on the list..ha..
ReplyDeletedoralong:let me know how you do the growing up thing..im 64 and still haven't grown up..ha
I love you being you!
ReplyDelete"how's that been working for us?"
I'm proud to know you. Stir it up!
allan:im proud to know you..i heart you..
ReplyDeleteoh, yes, stiring it up...just down my alley..
It is so nice to know someone, if only online, who is so involved. Everyone I know is such a shithead when it comes to voting because they don't do it! Did u read about the town in VT that voted to arrest Bush/Cheney if they ever show up there? It'll never happen but it is nice.
ReplyDeleteI guess working wore out your blogging muscle.
ReplyDeleteHey congrats! I'm a delegate for my precinct too, and am psyched --- i just commented somewhere else that I'd sell my shoes to make it to the national, but I ran the numbers, and there are so few folks slotted to go from WA, and so many now who, like me, would scratch and claw to get there ... the chances are between slim and none. But damn, would it be fine ...
ReplyDeleteI have the perfect thing for your shirts... come to my blog and see
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