Wednesday, March 26, 2008

LETTERMAN'S TOP 10 LIST

With one by Jackiesue....can you guess which one?
This was on March 22nd..and I watched it and didn't even remember mine...d'oh!...If you can guess which one is mine, I'll send you a souvenir from West, Texas.
TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR GOVERNOR'S HAVING SEX.
10.Starts every speech with "four whores and seven grand ago."
9. Govenor's mansion is a hotel room on the interstate.
8.Always has that lovely cheap perfume smell about him.
7.He gives a "state of my unit" address.
6.Second Thursday in April is now "Take a whore to work day."
5.He's smiling...his wife ain't.
4.His budget includes line item for "gettin' it on."
3.Before every Executive decision asks, "What would Charlie Sheen do."
2.Local hookers complain they can't get that gubernatorial taste out of their mouths"
1.Leaves a tip for his wife after sex.

Ok...can you guess which is mine?......
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20 comments:

  1. AllanWed Mar 26, 11:55:00 AM CDT

    #5. It has...ellipses.

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  2. GadflyWed Mar 26, 01:09:00 PM CDT

    #2 sounds like something I'd say

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  3. McRavenWed Mar 26, 01:36:00 PM CDT

    I think 5 sounds like you!

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  4. sagewebWed Mar 26, 02:13:00 PM CDT

    I think it is 5 too.

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  5. apositivepessimistWed Mar 26, 02:27:00 PM CDT

    I'm with them...5.

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  6. Mouthy GirlWed Mar 26, 04:08:00 PM CDT

    Out with it! Which one is yours? I gotta know.

    I'm torn between 2 and 5.

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  7. tsduffWed Mar 26, 06:44:00 PM CDT

    My first guess is #2. But I think you could've made up any of them you're so good :D

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  8. JoshWed Mar 26, 06:57:00 PM CDT

    They all sound very YDG-ish, it's difficult to say.

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  9. JanWed Mar 26, 07:12:00 PM CDT

    i'm guessing #7, but I agree you could have written them all with the proper governor around.

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  10. AnonymousWed Mar 26, 07:28:00 PM CDT

    I'm guessing #9 :)

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  11. texlahomaWed Mar 26, 10:12:00 PM CDT

    Perhaps #1?

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  12. AllanWed Mar 26, 11:15:00 PM CDT

    How do you keep a dozen bloggers in suspense?

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  13. yellowdoggrannyWed Mar 26, 11:20:00 PM CDT

    and the winner's are:every one that picked #5....yup...number 5....if you will send me your address's.I will send each and everyone of you something from West, Texas...

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  14. yellowdoggrannyWed Mar 26, 11:20:00 PM CDT

    how well you know me...

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  15. HeidiWed Mar 26, 11:43:00 PM CDT

    Sorry, I'm getting in late on the game but I just wanted to say I love it! Good for you. Wow, now I can say I knew somebody who wrote one of Dave's Top 10 lists!

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  16. Nit WitThu Mar 27, 05:54:00 AM CDT

    I picked right and was too late to join the contest.

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  17. AnonymousThu Mar 27, 06:44:00 PM CDT

    I saw this on the Letterman web site a couple of days ago. Way to go cuz! I probably would have guessed #5, but it wouldn't have been much of a guess since I saw your name on the list. :-)

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  18. yellowdoggrannyThu Mar 27, 10:57:00 PM CDT

    bigtex:well hell..why didnt' you tell me..ha..where did you find it?

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  19. tsduffFri Mar 28, 07:15:00 PM CDT

    Well, I suppose I shoulda known when I saw the word ain't. My grandpa was from Texas, and my Mom used to yell at us when we used that word. :D

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  20. AngelConradieMon Mar 31, 12:48:00 PM CDT

    i reckon #5 or #2...

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