This is Michelle, our latest hire. She is funny, and I like her. She's not sure about me, she's pretty redneck and I'm waaaay out there for her...Which makes it lots of fun for me..Fucking with her has become something I look forward to every day..Sorry, I can't help myself.This is Inky in his Hannah Montana wig and Tom who won't let me take a picture of him. He hasn't had a picture taken of him since his high school graduation picture. Which means, I will get a picture of him and blow that fucker up big enough to wrap around the building.
Inky, Inky, Inky...ain't' he cute?
Tom still avoiding the camera.
Inky doing his Hannah Montana pose.
This is Simon the chip guy. He's so goofy. He goes rafting and loses his wallet, goes deer hunting and doesn't get a deer. Every Monday he is late (he comes on Monday and Friday at 9-10)...as he is hung over from being drunk over the weekend...By the way girls ..he's single ...
This is the $25 winner of the Halloween Contest at Family Dollar. Since no one but me wore a costume(them traitorious bastids) but me, I was a shoo in. That is an African Afro and it has red spiders in it. I was Spider Woman...but someone asked if I was a black widow..and I think I like that better...
My baby Phats and my purple vampire socks.
showing off my chews.
This is me in my favorite arms on hips, what the fuck do you want pose.
Boo!
I'm thinking about dying my hair dark brown instead of blond..but no Afro's for me..
You look badass in an afro, Sista Girl! Go for it.
ReplyDeleteYou'd look great in darker hair! I love those damn shoes!
ReplyDeletein middle age, it's his fearlessness that makes inky sexy
ReplyDeleteBlack widow? Did you eat your husbands or just do them in?
ReplyDeleteThat last picture of you is hilarious! Love it! Inky looks like he'd be a riot to work with. YOU would be a riot to work with. Glad you had a Happy Halloween!
ReplyDeleteWith a gray wig you could have been Babs Bush with those pearls!!
ReplyDeleteLol, those shoes are awesome Spider Woman!
ReplyDeleteLooks like you have an electic lil work family there. Can I have Inky's number? ;p
woozie: back in the mid 70's I had an afro..If I can find a picture of it, I'll post it..
ReplyDeleterox:i love them damn shoes too, just wish they weren't so big on me..
unokhan:if someone called inky sexy he'd fall over laughing.
jan:type in 1974 on my blog in left hand corner, the post should pop up that explains my 'widder hood'...
rudegirl:we do have fun at work.
kulkuri:arghghghgghhg!
besides those aren't pearls..those are tiny little skulls.
randommoments:i love them fecking shoes. inky will not only give you his number, he'll drive to where you are and take you out for tacos, beer and a little loving.
ReplyDeleteI was a sleepy guy spending the night at work for Halloween. It was a very convincing costume.
ReplyDeleteSo convincing that they even paid me.
It's a shame you can't shrink those shoes in the washer without fading their vibrant colors.
Spiders in the hair and skulls around the neck. Who you bee headhunting?
Rrrawwrrr!
ReplyDeleteI love it! And that chip dude is hot. :)
Baby phats and purple vampire socks...does it get any better than that?
ReplyDeleteLife is good!
nitty:If i find another pair in my size im getting them and then im having an on line raffle for my other pair.
ReplyDeletelooking for fresh blood...growllll
catscratch:simon is kinda cute, and besides being goofy he's got a great personality.he's funny.
allan:lime green and purple..better than maple suryple..
Oh sure,Inky's cute and all..But you are gorgeous!!
ReplyDeleteYou are so beautiful, JS!
ReplyDeleteYou think that's scary?
ReplyDeleteWe got these birds living right outside town that dress up in black all the time. They lurk around construction sites, mutter incoherently and have to be hauled away/around in vans, because otherwise, they block the road in horse-and-buggy.
You know, it's Halloween every day when you have to wear some bizarre-ass freaking anti-fashion-law costume everywhere to show people how "holy" you are...It's also a dead giveaway that your "holiness" is fulla holes!
And Vox Day can't figure out why a lot of people think Christians are stupid...Go figure!
If Inky would loose the beard I'm almost certain I could fix him up with one of the work release inmates.
ReplyDeleteConjugal visit day is coming up and Leroy's been feelin' lonely...
You are simply amazing.
ReplyDeleteThat's even more appropiate for Babs!!
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