Friday, November 14, 2008

Wanted to clean out my stumble closet and get rid of the last of the political cartoons..I think I got them all.
I will post either tomorrow or Sunday about the Chili Cook Off...show a picture of my new shoes Shady Lane sent me for my birthday..along with a picture of my Goddess's, and my 'tada' new hair color. It's not the color of rotten bananas any more..Shady Lane also sent me a 'virgin pin'..it's a big O....said since I hadn't had sex in 23 years she was sure my cherry had grown back and just like Madonna, 'I'm a virgin, just like the very first time...Like a virgin....oh oh...', twirling her finger over her head, Jackie wanders off into the living room, doing a soft shoe in her brand new spanking black converse....I'm so fucking hot..I touch myself.









































































































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17 comments:

  1. SlingFri Nov 14, 07:53:00 PM CST

    Oh,these are ALL good!..You know I'm lovin' the first one.

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  2. TheWayfarerFri Nov 14, 08:07:00 PM CST

    *LMAO @ that in-a-coma-for-8-years bit*
    Tom Tomorrow fuckin' ROCKS...almost as good as Bloom County.
    TOT: Do you really have a place in West called the "Used Shit Store" or is that your personal euphemism for it?
    If you have an Aldi store, the Persipan Christmas Stollen is in, and fresh!!!

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  3. UnknownFri Nov 14, 08:26:00 PM CST

    These had me laughing my head off. Love it!

    Good luck in the chili cookoff.

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  4. rainywalkerFri Nov 14, 10:30:00 PM CST

    The Onion you can read, before you put it in the chili.

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  5. yellowdoggrannyFri Nov 14, 11:02:00 PM CST

    sling: i actually think these were some of the best ones yet.
    ted:no i always call caritas(like salvation army) the used shit store..which is what it is...a store with used shit..ha.
    maineguy:i hope tasting all that chili doesn't do me in.
    rainy:thats a thought.'i read the onion all the time.

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  6. Cie CheesemeisterSat Nov 15, 12:10:00 AM CST

    I'm goin' theivin'!
    The style I use writing for The Crappy Times and Rattling Bones Undead Musician Magazine was inspired by the Onion, actually.
    The chili thing reminds me, I posted a fine gassy tale on the Hub. I wonder if the guy that got all up in my grill about my disgust with that man of the cloth who refused to give communion to the "sinners" that voted for Obama will get all up in my grill about my fart post. That would be just too...fucking funny!

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  7. Nit WitSat Nov 15, 05:54:00 AM CST

    Someone should tell Palin you’re not supposed to shoot creatures more intelligent that you. What will Rocky the squirrel will do? Dive bomb the Alaska Governors shack? He is a flying squirrel after all.
    Cheesemeister, you should check out the last link on my Stumble post to gain real insight into the life of farts.

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  8. AnonymousSat Nov 15, 08:11:00 AM CST

    Funny as ever JackieSue !! :-)

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  9. NanSat Nov 15, 08:38:00 AM CST

    Loving 'em. Once again, thanks for helping me start the weekend with a good laugh.

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  10. billy pilgrimSat Nov 15, 10:08:00 AM CST

    i don't think that i'd do the governor's daughter.

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  11. WoozieSat Nov 15, 04:22:00 PM CST

    So many exploitable stills from that vice presidential debate.

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  12. JanSat Nov 15, 04:52:00 PM CST

    When did that moon thing happen?

    I second the info on chili recipes. Real ones form Texas...

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  13. GadflySat Nov 15, 08:53:00 PM CST

    Oh god ...

    You are as evil as I am. I love it!

    *hat tip*

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  14. texlahomaSun Nov 16, 10:35:00 AM CST

    LMAO! The first one was a beauty.

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  15. KulkuriSun Nov 16, 10:47:00 AM CST

    Like the Biden-Palin one. Where did you find one where Palin's youngest daughter wasn't flipping the bird??

    Is your chili with or without beans??

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  16. sagewebSun Nov 16, 10:54:00 AM CST

    Those are hilarious..hope the chili cook off went well.

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  17. JoshSun Nov 16, 12:52:00 PM CST

    I nearly fell out of my chair at the Palin/Biden one... I'm mailing that one to my politically-minded friends.

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