Thursday, December 25, 2008

CAUSE THE BIBLE TELLS ME SO

Q: What is christianity?
A: It is the belief that a two-
thousand-year-old jewish zombie
can make you live forever if
you symbolically eat his flesh
and telepathically tell him that
you accept him as your master,
so he can remove an evil force
from your soul that is present
in humanity because a rib-woman
was convinced by a talking snake
to eat an apple off a magical
tree in a wonderland.
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15 comments:

  1. WillymFri Dec 26, 06:04:00 AM CST

    And your problem with this would be?????

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  2. yellowdoggrannyFri Dec 26, 07:27:00 AM CST

    Willym:Christian zombies ate our pagan holidays and kilt off all the pagans.

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  3. KulkuriFri Dec 26, 09:19:00 AM CST

    Gee, now that you explained it to me, it all makes sense. Doh!!

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  4. WillymFri Dec 26, 09:19:00 AM CST

    No I meant as justification for a religion. Makes perfect (????) sense (??????) to me. ;-)

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  5. RoxFri Dec 26, 12:31:00 PM CST

    When you put it like that...LOL!

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  6. TinaFri Dec 26, 12:31:00 PM CST

    hahaha nice

    Happy Holidays ;)

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  7. billy pilgrimFri Dec 26, 01:38:00 PM CST

    i once dated a snake and she could talk me into anything.

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  8. JanFri Dec 26, 02:15:00 PM CST

    Nothing can kill paganism. It just takes different forms like becoming an Easter Bunny.

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  9. WoozieFri Dec 26, 04:08:00 PM CST

    One of my friends has the middle name Pagan.

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  10. Utah SavageFri Dec 26, 05:31:00 PM CST

    Christ on a Crutch! I thought you said you were a Cleric according to Quizzy. Well you sure can lay out the divine order so it makes perfect sense. I've never seen it summed up so perfectly. Nicely done.

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  11. TheWayfarerFri Dec 26, 08:26:00 PM CST

    You and Bulletproof Pimp got more in common than you know, YG.

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  12. Nit WitSat Dec 27, 04:49:00 PM CST

    My invisible man can beat the crap out of yours, and he loves you.

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  13. yellowdoggrannySun Dec 28, 11:16:00 AM CST

    nitty:actually your invisible man and my invisible woman are great friends and get together often to change water into dr pepper

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  14. TheWayfarerSun Dec 28, 07:32:00 PM CST

    First time I heard that song about "The Bible tells me sew" I went out and bought a needle and thread.

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  15. Kim E UptonTue Dec 30, 06:32:00 AM CST

    =)

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