CENTERS FOR DISEASE
CONTROL AND PREVENTION
IMPORTANT NOTICE
RE: SWINE FLU
As you were advised through an earlier Department advisory letter, there is a distinct possibility of an outbreak and epidemic of Swine Flu in this country.
To facilitate identification and in order that you may be on the alert for indications that you or members of your family may have contracted the virus, you should be aware of the following symptoms:
1. Sore throat
2. Persistent slight headache
3. Nausea or upset stomach
4. An uncontrollable urge to fuck in the mud
CONTROL AND PREVENTION
IMPORTANT NOTICE
RE: SWINE FLU
As you were advised through an earlier Department advisory letter, there is a distinct possibility of an outbreak and epidemic of Swine Flu in this country.
To facilitate identification and in order that you may be on the alert for indications that you or members of your family may have contracted the virus, you should be aware of the following symptoms:
1. Sore throat
2. Persistent slight headache
3. Nausea or upset stomach
4. An uncontrollable urge to fuck in the mud
OH MY GOD!!
ReplyDeleteI have ALL those symptoms!
Wait..I just looked at a picture of Ann Coulter,and lost all desire to fuck.
Apparently,the cure has side effects.
*ROFPMPLMMFAO!!!*
ReplyDeleteIn the immortal words of Douglas Adams, Coulter has "all the sex appeal of a road accident".
That Adam's apple shot was the damning evidence:
ReplyDeleteI knew it...I KNEW dat bitch iz a drag queen!
Ann Coulter is a man, judging by her Adam's apple alone.
ReplyDelete"Is that a goiter on your neck or are you just happy to see me?"
Ann the Man Coulter has some nerve to judge others...
ReplyDeleteGet these symptoms every time the remote passes through Fox noise!
ReplyDeleteHa ha..oh I need to print this picture of her..it makes my tummy upset..I could lose a ton of weight.
ReplyDeleteI have always thought she was a man and had a sex operation..but either way? she's fecking nuts
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