Wednesday, July 01, 2009

GREAT THOUGHTS or not


I so stole these.
Another bunch of great thoughts that do make sense..
I planted some bird seed. A bird came up.Now I don't know what to feed it.
*****I had amnesia once --or twice.
*****I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart.Now what?
*****Protons have mass?I didn't even know they were Catholic.
*****All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
*****If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle.
*****What is a "free" gift?Aren't all gifts free?
*****They told me I was gullibleand I believed them.
*****Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home,and when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway.
******Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone
*****One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
*****My weight is perfect for my height --which varies
*****I used to be indecisive.Now I'm not sure.
*****The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
*****How can there be self-help "groups"?
*****If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
*****Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.
*****Is it me -- or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?
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14 comments:

  1. AnonymousWed Jul 01, 12:28:00 PM CDT

    Giggle.....

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  2. AnonymousWed Jul 01, 12:30:00 PM CDT

    Comment above from Monkey Bear...Some of those are priceless... giggle

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  3. JanWed Jul 01, 12:52:00 PM CDT

    Seriously now, why don't men have to ride side saddle because of, you know. I've never had a man explain this to me.

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  4. PomWed Jul 01, 01:33:00 PM CDT

    I am SO swiping that picture!

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  5. sagewebWed Jul 01, 02:12:00 PM CDT

    Love the picture and the quotes. Jan is right..why are boys bikes made with a bar to hit their balls on?

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  6. Ole Phat StuWed Jul 01, 02:13:00 PM CDT

    We men don't ride sidesaddle because we're cocksure ;-)

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  7. rosemaryWed Jul 01, 02:21:00 PM CDT

    I want to experience the money/happiness one.

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  8. Anne JohnsonWed Jul 01, 04:47:00 PM CDT

    These remind me of Stephen Wright.

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  9. yellowdoggrannyWed Jul 01, 06:06:00 PM CDT

    i kinda liked the finding the heart in san francisco one..ha...

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  10. Intense GuyWed Jul 01, 08:30:00 PM CDT

    I suddenly understand why there is such a shortage of Buffalos these days...they've all been killed for their wings.

    Now to figure out how those big animals managed to fly with such little wings.

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  11. Intense GuyWed Jul 01, 08:33:00 PM CDT

    P.s., I finally mailed you stuff today.

    P.s.s, How's Nitwit?

    P.s.s.s, How's Annie?

    ..and I'd be remiss if I didn't ask, "How's youse?"

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  12. texlahomaThu Jul 02, 07:06:00 AM CDT

    They're all good but "Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone." is too true.

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  13. apositivepessimistThu Jul 02, 12:13:00 PM CDT

    I need the kindness is contagious one on a tee-shirt…I’d also like one that says “Fuck Off! I don’t like you.”

    The boys bikes were designed by women. So that they’ll later understand the “I’ll bust yer balls” threat.

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  14. HeidiThu Jul 02, 07:37:00 PM CDT

    Great thoughts!

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