This is based on a true story,right? I just got my new and improved prescription meds today,with a cap so easy to remove,even a child can do it!..Bada-Boom. :)
Totally true story: A friend had her husband pick up toilet paper at the store. He just grabbed some toilet paper, bought it, and brought it home. It was potpourri scented toilet paper.
Few days later his brother was visiting and the hub needed to take a dump. When he came back in the room he had to walk closely past his brother, who started saying, "Man, something sure smells pretty...kinda like flowers or something." He ignored the brother. The brother says, "Wonder what that is because it sure smells good."
Finally, the hub looked at his brother and said, "It's my ass, you idiot. I accidentally bought toilet paper that smells like flowers. Now will you quit sniffing the air and going on about how great my ass smells!"
I believe he learned to look at the packages before purchasing after that.
yeah i know i was beeing sarcastic. He was definitely saying they should give less funding to Olympic sports and more to more obscure and community sports. Which is good news for us gays i spose. Its more about common sense and balance. Fund the popular sports as well. It's a bit confusing.
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ReplyDeleteThis is based on a true story,right?
ReplyDeleteI just got my new and improved prescription meds today,with a cap so easy to remove,even a child can do it!..Bada-Boom. :)
*snorts and hee-ees like Stephen Urkle*
ReplyDeleteAll this sophisticated Texan humor is killin' me. I hope you used a nice smellin' ladies deoderant YDG...
LOL good one!
ReplyDeleteThey need better instructions in Texas.
ReplyDeleteMy, oh my, oh my. Where do you get these?
ReplyDeleteLOL!
ReplyDeleteTotally true story: A friend had her husband pick up toilet paper at the store. He just grabbed some toilet paper, bought it, and brought it home. It was potpourri scented toilet paper.
Few days later his brother was visiting and the hub needed to take a dump. When he came back in the room he had to walk closely past his brother, who started saying, "Man, something sure smells pretty...kinda like flowers or something." He ignored the brother. The brother says, "Wonder what that is because it sure smells good."
Finally, the hub looked at his brother and said, "It's my ass, you idiot. I accidentally bought toilet paper that smells like flowers. Now will you quit sniffing the air and going on about how great my ass smells!"
I believe he learned to look at the packages before purchasing after that.
You crazy Texans, it makes sense now, the JFK assassination always made me wonder why there was a book suppository in Dallas.
ReplyDeleteThat was a real old deodorant stick. Hopefully it still had some smell-um left in it.
ReplyDelete"Tell me how mah ass taste!" - Shaq O'Neil.
ReplyDeleteOr is that SMELL?
LMAO!
::giggle::
ReplyDeleteyeah i know i was beeing sarcastic. He was definitely saying they should give less funding to Olympic sports and more to more obscure and community sports. Which is good news for us gays i spose. Its more about common sense and balance. Fund the popular sports as well. It's a bit confusing.
ReplyDeletehows the Cowboys?
Oh that is a good one.
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