Monday, December 28, 2009

A GROANER AND A 'OH MAN'....

Dear TIDE ,
I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better!
About a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse! I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband. What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having a great product. Well, I gotta go - I have to write to the Hefty bag people.
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16 comments:

  1. Debra She Who SeeksMon Dec 28, 12:36:00 PM CST

    *snort*

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  2. Intense GuyMon Dec 28, 01:53:00 PM CST

    LMAO!

    Oh, those hefty bags really can hold a lot of "stuff".

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  3. Cie CheesemeisterMon Dec 28, 02:22:00 PM CST

    Must say, I wasn't expecting that! When I first started reading it I thought you'd found some cheesy letter from the 60's written to Tide by a nice Stepford wife type. ;-)

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  4. CorvusCorax12Mon Dec 28, 02:33:00 PM CST

    i better start using Tide LOL

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  5. JanMon Dec 28, 02:53:00 PM CST

    It would have been justifiable homicide anyway.

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  6. JavaMon Dec 28, 03:05:00 PM CST

    HA! Love it

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  7. BlueberryMon Dec 28, 03:27:00 PM CST

    My husband spilled a large glass of red wine on the tablecloth last night. Fortunately, there was none spilled on a new white blouse (or blood either).
    ;-)

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  8. Nit WitMon Dec 28, 03:39:00 PM CST

    That's why I do all the laundry. Well, not as much now that I have been sick. Maybe I better drop my life insurance so I'm worth more alive than dead.

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  9. SlingTue Dec 29, 12:07:00 AM CST

    Well I'm sure wherever he is,he smells springtime fresh.

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  10. MarmiteToastyTue Dec 29, 09:07:00 AM CST

    HAHAHAHAHA...

    x

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  11. AnonymousTue Dec 29, 11:24:00 AM CST

    I've been a faithful Tide user my whole adult life. This story just confirms why!

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  12. UnknownTue Dec 29, 01:22:00 PM CST

    I must say I get a kick out of your jokes.

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  13. Anne JohnsonTue Dec 29, 06:27:00 PM CST

    The Internet is such a wonderful source of helpful information and useful tidbits. And now if you'll excuse me, I have to go buy some Tide.

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  14. yellowdoggrannyTue Dec 29, 07:21:00 PM CST

    I can't help my self...I love these silly jokes.

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  15. texlahomaTue Dec 29, 07:27:00 PM CST

    Makes me glad my wife buys the cheap stuff.

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  16. JavaWed Dec 30, 10:15:00 PM CST

    My husband laughed so hard he could hardly breathe. He does most of the laundry in our home. Should I be worried?

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